Category: TURN YO TV ON
Tyler Perry is Out of Control
when i watch a season finale,
i want to feel like i’m about to have sex.
i want to feel like i’m about to have sex with a wolf i’m extremely attracted too.
you know the feelings.
blood racing.
hands sweating.
thinking about the big throw down.
“oooh i can’t wait for tonight!”
well tonight felt like i was dating that wolf,
we finally got in the bed,
and…
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Someone Slap Hannah’s Wig Off Please
so this one here…
this one here…
ugh.
did anyone catch “the haves and have nots” tonight?
this is a spoiler city underneath with this vent…
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I Might Have To Punch Your Friggin’ Lights Out
“i’m disappointed and i’m hurt…
to see you in dis light oh kay…
but i still luh you…” *erica deep voice cry*
so i want to know something from the foxhole.
its something i was pondering while watching #lhhatl tonight…
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Zero Is My “Hero” On #HitTheFloor
i knew i lusted after zero for a reason.
i knew it.
i just knew it.
so spoiler city ahead for those who didn’t watch…
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Let’s Date Naked
i watched this show “dating naked” on vh1 the other night…
completely blown away.
not in the good way tho.
is this a sign that reality tv is coming to an end?
we got people naked running around in the jungle now.
doesn’t that just enhance the urge to fuck on the first night?
thank god i love a good scripted drama.
lowkey: at 2am,
is that when they showed full cheeks?
Michael Sam and The Snow Fox Do The #ESPYS
so michael sam and the snow fox are at the espys tonight.
they actually look pretty good.
i see they decided to coordinate.
i know the snow fox is loving this come up.
shit i would.
michael is getting the arthur ashe courage award tonight.
here is his speech…
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