aaron pierre, this is going nowhere

we liked when aaron pierre was a mystery.
we don’t like aaron pierre with teyana taylor.
we get it

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tamika scott was giving out blessings and taking names later

one of my favorite past times is:

watching people who lead with BITCH first instead of KINDNESS miss out on their blessings.

…or when they fumbled you and come into your “thriving era”.
this is why your default should always be kind first BUT bitch when you are being disrespected.
sometimes,
you might just have to crash out on that mofo who tried you.

folks be walking around here being nasty to everyone and i often wonder:

how many random acts of kindness and blessings did they miss out on?

tamika scott,
one of the vixens in xscape,
allegedly experienced a bunch of bitches first when she went to eat with her daughter.

the restaurant is “the juicy crab” in ga.

sidebar: is the food good at “the juicy crab”?

so anyhoo…
according to her,
a few of the waitresses did not help them as they stood there waiting for a table.
one waitress did what she was being paid to do tho:

…and because she was so kind to tamika and her daughter,
she got a surprising blessing

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“what kind of hole you got to bag that fine ass manz?”

first off,
we gotta stop putting fine ass manz on pedastals.
they want love like everyone else.

i loooooooooooooooooooved the show,
soul food“.

we are missing that kind of dynamic on black shows now tbh.
two things i remember about the show was the sex and:

the entire cast had chemistry with each other.

kenny aka rockmond dunbar was my obsession.
( x that one sex scene he had )
fonting of chemistry,
the vibes between damon aka boris kodjoe,
and terri aka nicole ari parker,
was so obvious especially after their first sex scene.
i heard they were messing around bts and that tracked for me.
why wouldn’t she?

she was on keke palmer’s podcast talking about how she bagged him…

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“something something something” nicki minaj and dez bryant going at it…

i wish nicki minaj would put all her grievances in her music.
imagine what that album would sound like?
when you have built a platform for your venting tho,
the ideas for the music comes second.
nicki and a random ex nfl baller,
dez bryant,
went at it on x-twitter.
it started with something something something“,
jerry jones:

something something something“,
roc nation

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well the good news is shannon sharpe helped a young hoe retire!

brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.

they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.

i’ve learned something in life:

some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.

this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…

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the girl that got glue stuck in her hair is a movie star!

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:

a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious

e) all of the above

absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?

her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well

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