Your Face of Total Despair

This is about the scariest thing I have ever seen.
This isn’t a “GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER” mini video.
Sadly, she can’t see it.
I feel it is way to late for her to even get back to how she was.
You can see where she started going wrong…

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Fantasia Takes More Than A Tumble

Fantasia has been doing well!
She has been:

DEALING WITH A MAJOR WORLD TOUR
NEW INSPIRING MUSIC FOR THE MASSES
A GOOD HUSBAND SHE MET WHILE BEING SANCTIFIED

…oh wait,
wrong r&B chick…

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Kim Kardashian Is The Canal Street of Soul Food

Kim just digs a hole for herself doesn’t she?
She should know Twitter was about to fuck her whole shit up when she said she was cooking “soul food“.
She ended up posting a picture of the soul food in question…

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So, J.Lo Is Now A Lesbain?

The trap door finally opens?…

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I Need Kris Jenner To Do My PR for The Foxhole

She can turn shit to sugar, can’t she?
She can put a zombie on bath salts on tv and make us buy whatever it is selling.
Drool.
Finger.
Whatever lol.

The Kim stans are rejoicing today!


Their queen has made nice with another queen…
…and her loyal subjects are about to riot.

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The Vixen Who Ended Up Getting F’d By Her Baller Wolf.

Would you trust this face?

So you meet a Baller Wolf on Twitter,
he flies you out to Vegas for the Memorial Day weekend,
and all kind of shit goes wrong?
Sounds like a ho didn’t do her research correctly…

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