so katy perry’s album “prism” has leaked.
i was all over that “roar” joint,
but this joint “dark horse” featuring juicy j tho…

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so i love brandy.
she was actually one of the first singing chicks i got into.
her voice>>>
her harmonies>>>
her runs>>>
her everything>>>
hell she was the one of the reasons i tuned into the game.
if it wasn’t for her,
blue’s pectorals,
malik’s face,
and tasha mack’s mouth…
that would be a non factor in my show rotation.
well i saw this video today and it got me…

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i like k michelle.
i’ve been ridin’ with her heavy since her debut on vh1.
well i saw this story on bossip and may have to question how much i actually like her.
the briefing of the bullshit was k was at ricardos in harlemthe other night.
when a fan ( @ilovejonise ) asked for a picture,
k rudely said “no” and made her pick her face up off the floor.
jonise decided to address her on instagram.
this is what she said along with k’s mart army:

i don’t think the fan was being nasty,
but this was the outcome…

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how crazy is this shit?
got me looking over my shoulder when i text in public now.
so miley cyrus at some after party and the papz are outside,
but zoomed into her screen and recorded the entire thing.
i can’t!
i was watching a video of wendy’s hot topics and well…
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anyone who knows me know i love clothes.
well you should if you follow my ( x fox swagg ) board on pinterest.
shameless plug.
when my money gets right,
you aren’t going to be able to tell me shit when it comes to the threads.
especially my kicks.
i can wear a cheap outfit and set it off with some fire feets.
now you getting me all hard and shit.
in my image consulting,
i would rather do men.i’m not a big fan of dressing vixens,
but i do like to see a vixen in a nice pair of heels.
nothing sexier.
i was trollin’ the christian loubs site and saw these couple of heels tho…
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i like yeezus’s approach to the paparazzi asking him questions.
it is a huge life lesson wrapped up in a simple:
“shut the fuck up”
when someone you don’t care tries to get in ya business.
the paps still ain’t learn tho.
well he treats the american paps like shit,
but he is all smiles with the french…
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