ciara and future are allegedly engaged!
couldn’t be me.
that wolf already came with a village,
baby mama drama,
and an f-bi said she’s allegedly about to become another one.
am i the only one who would be stingy with my pussy if i was a vixen?
not every wolf could drop “open in 9 months” packages off up in there.
i like drop offs where i can see em:
my checking and savings account.
congrats tho!

lowkey: baby and drama free colin kaepernick tried to get at her on twitter.
her pussy is obviously on the fritz.

they lost it.
the “it” is gone.
so basketball wives is over.
yay.
can we talk about how terrible that season was?
even better,
wtf was that for a season finale?
bringing a stalker on the show for a round table discussion?
what????
i think this was my only favorite part…

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yeezus is about to marry his perfect bitch!
aren’t you excited?
*insert blatant sarcasm*
is it me,
or does she look less than thrilled in this photo?

low key: yeezus talmbout he doesn’t want a prenup.
i low key barfed.
i guess everything he spoke about on his first two albums was complete bullshit?

nicki minaj wasn’t going to let kim kardashian get all the wolfie admiration today.
btw: nice bewbs.
allllllllllllllllllll right so can we get a sexy half naked wolf now?
maybe a dick pic?
lets bring on the celebrity kielbasa for din din!

kim kardashian wants you to know she is back.
new weight loss and all.
she posted this unfiltered selfie on instagram for the wolves world to know…
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so katy perry’s album “prism” has leaked.
i was all over that “roar” joint,
but this joint “dark horse” featuring juicy j tho…

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