mariah done fucked up.
she should know the internet never forgets.
^that was a tweet she did yesterday with a picture of “happy” her.
someone decided to allegedly play “one sweet day” on her life.
well “one sweet day” many moons ago…
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rihanna.
wtf…
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i see why they would want to get in her stomach.
i see that “china girl exxxotical appeal”.
everyone meet tae heckard.
see more of her girl exxoticalness ( x here ).
she is a ex video chick / actress.
her most signature about role was being a “sun beam” on bet’s the game.
uh huh.
yeah.
well tae has had some secrets as well.
lets talk about it…
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so it’s all on eyes on beyonce since #elevatorgate.
everyone is waiting for something.
anything.
i don’t know why.
you gonna be waiting a long time.
beyonce is good at being “beyonce”.
well she was at a basketball game recently with jay and the way she looked at king james…
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porsha woke up the other day with her heart heavy.
yes lordt.
it was really heavy over her social media mentions looking pearl harbor.
the poor girl probably threw her phone down the toilet.
well she made a video apologizing about her leaked church rant the other day.
well…
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so everyone remembers when phaedra unloaded on kenya at #rhoareunion.
even i said,
“damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”…
…and i like kenya.
kenya stood quiet and didn’t respond,
but i had to wonder if phaedra really is a “winner”?
black twitter seems to think so,
  but after looking at this interview with apollo and jamie foster brown on s2s magazine…
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