i fonted it.
i sure did.
if i was white with the whole big breasted like this:

shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeett.
“you want a taste of these torpedo tits?
sign up for my OF.”

So I have a question about OF…

you know you’ll see a OF male of the swamp with a headline:

“Top 10%”
“Top 0.1%”

…or something to that effect.
it makes it seem like they’re making big bank on OF.
i just peeped a list that was released about the top earners on OF…

Last night was one of those nights where being media just hits different.

shoutout to a Foxholer for sending me the hookup to see “smile 2” early.
the timing was wild though.
i was literally just talking about the first “smile” with a friend…

…and boom,
like magic…

I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

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What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.

everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:

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leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?

“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.

but i want to challenge a thought…

When I saw Jaguar Wright on Piers Morgan,
I had only one word: Wow.

….and not the good kind of “wow”.
i mean, 
how did this mentally unstable she-jackal manage to land herself on prime time?
she’s got a dedicated stans because she crashed back into the industry guns blazing,
throwing accusations at every artist she can think of.
her favorite targets?
jay-z,
of course.
jaguar’s been on a warpath,
claiming she’s got serious dirt on the carters.
when she went on piers morgan,
she went full throttle with accusations.

jay and bey,
the masters of keeping cool under pressure,
have finally had enough…

All Caresha aka Yung Miami of the now defunct,
City Girls,
had to do was rap…

…but when we’re used to lying down with hyenas/jackals,
it’s no shock when we get infested with fleas,
ticks,
and flies.
remember when many were all dazzled by caresha and diddy?

i loved how we thought she had him in check in this interview.
now that diddy’s empire is unraveling,
the skeletons are practically tripping over themselves to fall out.
allegedly,
caresha was the type to harass someone into aborting diddy’s baby…