don’t fight the FLO: embrace the throwback

We (desperately) want that ol’ thing back.

muni long’s “made for me” hit different,
didn’t it?

it’s like a love letter to the golden days of R&B,
it fed our nostalgia-starved many of our millennial hearts.
it gave heavy midnight love:

let’s get into FLO,
the UK trio who teamed up with missy for “fly girl“:

…and delivered a sound so 90s/2000s it feels like a time machine.
of course,
many are out here calling their music “dated”.
funny tho…

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the 4b movement is going to have gay and trans Foxholers busy next year

Hey there,
Foxhole,
do hear that knock?
Listen.
Just listen…

that’s the sound of many males sliding deep into your DMs.
why?
there’s a war brewing and not just in the forests but in the sheets.
post-election,
elon’s swamp is being drained and many vixens are putting a pause on penises.
enter: the 4B movement…

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so i watched megan the stallion’s documentary and uh…

over the weekend,
i was craving to watch something that felt both real and raw.

it led me to watching megan the stallion‘s documentary,
“in her words”.
there’s been so much chatter about her supposedly lying about sleeping with tory lanez.
i couldn’t help but think,
“honestly, wouldn’t anyone lie about that?”

i wanted the full story of all that went down in 2020.
the whole messy and unfiltered truth.
the clips floating around on social media were painting her out to be this villain.
so i watched and let me font…

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azealia banks thinks gays are mentally ill and stickin’ peen in bussy means insanity

Azealia Banks was a vision.

she came out around a time that no female rapper was doing what she did.
tbh,
she has stayed consistent throughout the years.
currently,
no other female rapper is doing what she does.

as we know,
azealia has a black belt in dragging.
i think her heavy white stan base,
and the occasional black on-lookers who loves when she drags someone they hate,
are her biggest stans.
someone came for her and she decided to drag the entire gay community…

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kaleena from dirty money drags dawn richard and cassie for diddy?

Some people just love to be on the wrong side of history.

i’ve fonted it before and i’ll font it again:
diddy’s group,
“dirty money“,
was the best thing he ever did.

“the last train to paris” has no skippables and aged very well.
of course,
he ruined it because that’s usually what happens with many of his pet projects.
group member A,
dawn richard,
gave us ( x a full expose ) on her ill treatment from diddy.
group member Z,
kaleena,
has been giving us a full expose on the many ways she is staying by diddy’s side.
she went on a podcast and said this…

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“sumin’ sumin’ sumin'” tommie lee saying bobby lytes allegedly has AIDS????

Why is Bobby even on this ghetto ass show?
He should legit be a makeup artist or something productive.

i don’t what’s worse:

Zeus network or this craziness between Bobby Lytes and Tommie Lee

i see folks promoting some shit called “baddies“,
but when i look at clips on the swamp,
it’s ghetto hoes fighting for content.

When and why did we get here?

i guess when they let bad girls club become a thing.
that and every season of some reality show,
the real cast member is the fight that goes down.
personally:

If you want to fight,
take that shit to the WWE or female boxing and make some real money.

anyhoo,
when it came to this beef between bobby lytes and tommie lee,
the forests are barking that she revealed bobby allegedly has AIDS…

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