guess whose wolf ^that is?
no.
not mine.
after what i read about that wolf,
i’m thankful.
so you know when you become popular,
your stock starts to rise and more prospects cum for you.
literally.
you can go from “being lonely” to “fuckin’ the finest animals ever”.
well that may have happened to one of my favs.
check out who that piece of meat may belong too…
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well i knew it was going to happen eventually.
i actually had a bet with myself.
i said:

“k michelle will return back to lhhatl a year after she left.”

no offense to her,
but she needs that show.
her own show was kinda “yawn”.
she needs something where she can throw epic one liners at hoes.
well i was wrong about the year,
but she is actually going back to help that struggling reality show.
this is what she said at a recent concert…
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i liked the emojis on my iphone,
but it seems like i may have asked for more.
probably while sleep or drunk.
apparently kim kardashian has joined the emoji business.
she aptly calls then,
“kimoji”.
the “kim kardashian reign” just won’t let up?
here are what a few of them look like…
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you know…
stan bases are interesting.
they will go hard on social media for their favorite artist,
but will be missing in action come record sales.
ain’t that right __________?
well nicki minaj sent her “barbz” for a random vixen tonight.
this is what she put up on her twitter…
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ya know,
i like nicki minaj.
something about her…
i mean i can say i’m a fan.
i own most of her music and some of her mixtapes.
so as a fan,
i’m entitled to my opinion when she posts this rant on twitter…
Continue reading “A Word For (and With) Nicki Minaj” →

what is a way to hurt a wolf?
drop the “gay” bomb on his ass.
no seriously.
if you are an angry vixen,
the best way to destroy his reputation is to insinuate that he is gay.
then again,
you’re also destroying your own in the process.
no one likes the messy “hag”.
well that is what erica mena did to her ex-fiance,
shad moss.
bow wow for those who are slow.
these are the tweets compliments of mto…
Continue reading “Shad Moss Should Pay His Tithes Tomorrow” →