are you gonna pay the dl whisperer to find out your man likes other manz?

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.

vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.

let’s be 110%:

If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.

the real question is:

…then what?

are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?

enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…

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burned out in la: joie chavis and the cost of independence?

When i went to the Beyoncé concert two years ago,
it wasn’t because i scored a last-minute ticket or splurged my savings.
It was a gift from a rich Foxholer who knew how to make an impression.

he’s black,
successful
,
and didn’t flinch when i mentioned the date or seat.
“price be damned,” he said,
like a true wolf king.

this wasn’t his first time stepping up either.
he has popped up in the past when i’ve needed help and honestly,
he’s a rare breed.
realistically,
most rich black males i’ve encountered just want to flex.
this is where i understand where joie chavis,
the professional breed machine to rappers and a baller wolf is kinda coming from.
after the la fires,
she is in a tight spot…

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sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.

that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:

That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.

again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…

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beyonce gave some of us trauma today

Oh no!
Queen Bey has canceled her much-hyped announcement.

today was supposed to be the day beyonce broke the internet again.
instead of becoming a trend,
she did the unthinkable…

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why the “league” doesn’t matter when he thinks you’re the prize

I never found Timothee Chalamet attractive until he was talking sports on ESPN.

there was something really masculine about him ( x in this moment ).
the facial hair helps too.
i’m gonna get into timothee in just a second,
but i’ve figured out something quite recently with him and kylie jenner.
one moment,
you think males are indifferent towards you and the next,
you got someone(s) “out of your league” hooked.
it’s about the universal truth…

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the questions aubrey plaza is asking herself rn

I don’t know how I would even feel…

if i walked into my home and saw or someone had to break the news to me…

That the partner that I prayed for…

…was dead because he decided to delete himself.
i’m a very strong and resilient person but i can’t even imagine how that would fuck me up.
i would be left with so many thoughts and questions…

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