This is what they think King James looks like in AI.
Hmm.
Those digital pecs “bees” sitting tho.

we all know that lebron king james is a big ‘n’ tall nba baller wolf.
you all know how i feel about him.
it is no doubt that many are trying to ride that meat mountain into the sunset.
he recently went viral of twitter because its seems these two people wanted him in a threesome…

when trash reality tv first dropped in the mid 00s,
fighting was the main draw on shows like bad girls club.
it was fascinating to see “real life people” doing this on tv.
when trash reality tv gave randoms storylines with lhhatl in 2011,
we tuned in because “such and such” had beef and by reunion time,
we just knew that they were gonna get “tah” boxing.
we have seen fighting over and over and over and over and…
you get the idea.
so when natalie nunn and joseline decided to act like feral animals on “something”…

i keep telling folks that being a celebrity or content creator isn’t easy.
don’t get me wrong,
there are perks that come with fame.
it can be very mentally and emotional draining tho.

It ain’t like our social media pages where we have full control of the narrative.

when we achieve fame,
we are a punching bag for the general public.
everyone will pick us apart with a fine tooth comb.
everything we say,
do,
and the people we choose to screw.
if we are perfect then our partners get it.
if we are flawless,
there are jackals waiting in the shadows for something to us against us.
i find that black vixens don’t always have it easy.
bey and rih did not have it easy but had backings from their day ones.
i’m thankful they are at point where everyone has no choice but to kiss their ass.
i saw a video of serena williams that made me compassionate for her…

remember after the rih and chris brown debacle,
chris brown defenders were all like:

“THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CAR!”

i always asked if they were in the trunk and i was met with silence and grimaces.
i love playing devil’s advocate with these hoes.
the next week or month after the incident,
he throws a chair through a window at gma and i’m met with:

“They were picking on him and they made him angry asking him questions!”

i concluded there are a lot of simple bitches out here.
so i saw today that in megan and tory debacle,
kelsey nicole who was the best friend of megan and full blown attentionista,
is going to “speak” on some podcast:

Kelsey Nicole Harris, Megan Thee Stallion’s ex best friend and one of the key witnesses in the Tory Lanez trial, is sitting down for her first interview since the entire ordeal.

????: @Thedanzaproject pic.twitter.com/2DPazmJHpy

— Mílagro (@MobzWorld) February 28, 2024

not this dateline exclusive podcast.
and i think many of us are collectively here to let kelsey know…

“Jennifer Lopez is a beautiful vixen but she isn’t interesting.” – Cousin Hybrid

i don’t think many realize being just pretty,
or handsome.
or dresses well,
or has a well put together social media isn’t interesting.
anyone can be all of those things.
i’ll font about jlo and why she isn’t interesting these days…

Do folks not have pride anymore?
Goodness.

i always said that if i ever messed with someone who is married,
cause i can be honest about my hoeness,
i am cutting it off the moment he wants to leave his partner.

“I’m unhappy.”
“They always bugging me.”
“I’m tired of them washing my clothes with Tide.”

i don’t know.
whatever excuses married hoes make when they want to leave.

i don’t need him to be anything but dick,
money,
and a good time.
my holes ain’t free.
here is the thing to always remember…