that is what one of the f-bi said to me today.
okay i’m just going to say it.
i HATE this…

i don’t know who this pre baller wolf is…
or what team he plays for besides #straight but…
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pre-baller wolf in training.
a sight to behold.

lawd knows i love me a baller wolf.
lord knows i do.
its no secret when they are pre baller wolves in college,
they usually get special privileges especially when it comes to classes.
i’m sure a majority have gotten by due to their talent.
why work when the nerd or gay guy can do it for em?
well mary willingham,
a student advisor at unc at chapel hill,
went rogue and is exposing the college for passing illiterate athletes.
she claims some of them take “paper classes”,
where they aren’t required to attend and one paper is graded per semester.
well this paper that was written by a pre-baller footballer wolf,
one from a semester’s worth of work,
she produced from a dossier that got an “a-“…

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this entry is going to like a game of “clue”.
“it was michael sam,
in the alleged master bathroom,
with the pipe!”
i’m not going to say anything.
i’m sure you will tho.
^that pic is the hypothetical first clue.
okay so michael sam,
was caught in a selfie penis love triangle.
the “love” being that everyone kinda loved it.
well his agent,
cameron weiss,
had this to say about all the confusion (via gawker)…
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well shit he can run right over here.
everyone is talking about jadeveon clowney.
he is the pre baller wolf from usc.
the gamecocks.
i wonder if he has ever used that in a pick up line?
anyway an f-bi wanted me to check out his 40 yard dash…
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