You Should Write This Pre-Baller Wolf’s Paper (He Is Beggin!)

tumblr_n2uociImtQ1r78dgto4_250tumblr_n2uociImtQ1r78dgto5_250lawd knows i love me a baller wolf.
lord knows i do.
its no secret when they are pre baller wolves in college,
they usually get special privileges especially when it comes to classes.
i’m sure a majority have gotten by due to their talent.
why work when the nerd or gay guy can do it for em?
well mary willingham,
a student advisor at unc at chapel hill,
went rogue and is exposing the college for passing illiterate athletes.
she claims some of them take “paper classes”,
where they aren’t required to attend and one paper is graded per semester.
well this paper that was written by a pre-baller footballer wolf,
one from a semester’s worth of work,
she produced from a dossier that got an “a-“

On the evening of December Rosa Parks decided that she was going to sit in the white people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. During this time blacks had to give up there seats to whites when more whites got on the bus. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Her and the bus driver began to talk and the conversation went like this. “Let me have those front seats” said the driver. She didn’t get up and told the driver that she was tired of giving her seat to white people. “I’m going to have you arrested,” said the driver. “You may do that,” Rosa Parks responded. Two white policemen came in and Rosa Parks asked them “why do you all push us around?” The police officer replied and said “I don’t know, but the law is the law and you’re under arrest.”

tumblr_mhvxws8S4j1qe0o65o3_r1_500this muthafucka said,
“fuck 20 pages,
i’m giving ya’ll a paragraph and you will like it!”
he didn’t even try to make it longer.
i’m surprised he didn’t copy/paste from wikipedia.
well i mean…
i’m not particularly shocked.
are you?
tumblr_n2uociImtQ1r78dgto2_250maybe this was the unc preballer wolf in this submission to ( x goodbussy ) on tumblr?



lowkey: the baller wolf in the gif is NOT him.

article found: e online

see video about it: espn

9 thoughts on “You Should Write This Pre-Baller Wolf’s Paper (He Is Beggin!)

  1. The really sad part is the exploitation that the NCAA does of most Black athletes, they could care less about their education only the dollars. This entry further proves that these athletes need to get a paycheck because the school portion is a joke anyway. They are their to produce and make Billions all the while getting fucked by these academic institutions who always stress the importance of educatio, all the while never investing and doing real work to educate them. It just makes me think of all these fine ass pre-ballers who have participated in March Madness, I wonder how many can even write a complete sentence. Everybody can cheer them on to win a title for the school but after the fame, there is usually no fortune or degree. I guess we cant be surprised when the few who make it the big leagues end up as a forum post at the Foxxhole for their stupidity. We have to do better because this is beyond sad and pathetic. As Black people we need to stop putting the game/sports over everything else, I see this so much in the streets, barbershops etc. We put so much passion and energy into sports but not this same energy into education, politics and things to make life better for our people as a whole. As gays we have to do better and stop holding up the athlete as the end all be all of what a man is suppose to be, I am guilty as hell because I lust and love athletes as well, but our thirst for them has them believing that they only need their physical prowess to succeed in life.

  2. There is not a lot of us in college to begin with. Outside of HBCUs a lot of the Black men in college are athletes and unfortunately a lot of those guys are functionally illiterate.

    Dumb isn’t sexy. Inability to hold a meaningful conversation, to critically think about matters, is a turn-off–if you’re into a man beside his physical attributes.

    Stick with divine nine members and future medical professionals–they have similar bodies and most can solve for X.

  3. They wouldn’t want me writing their paper unless they want to fail.Many athletes do act like Cavemen tho so this isn’t a surprise.

  4. Really not surprised if u hear how some talk you would understand. But that N-word fast that all that matter to these PWI

  5. I have helped a few athletes with their assignments, and I do it out of the kindness of my heart to be honest. Being around athletes does not arouse me all that much, so I do not understand the fascination. They are normal people who just happen to play a sport. That is it.

    The guy in the link who is giving the athlete head is stupid. You are already doing his work, now he has you sucking his dick. I would not be the one on my knees. He is very dumb. If I were the athlete’s tutor, I would have been digging in that ass, especially if he is fine.

    The ones I have helped, I still talk to today. I liked one in particular tho. He is corner-back on the football team, and he is 5’9 175 pounds of pure muscle. I might text him today….you know…..just to see what’s up. I haven’t talked to him in nearly a month. The weather is not that nice and he is probably inside bored af. I have no ulterior motives tho, it is all innocent. *smirks*

    1. ^”The weather is not that nice and he is probably inside bored af. I have no ulterior motives tho, it is all innocent. *smirks*”

      uh huh.

  6. This is nothing new Jamari. As a former Graduate Teaching Assistant, I cannot not begin to tell you how many migraines I would suffer just trying to muddle through the stuff some of my students presented to me. I am a linguistic person who subscribes to the 3 C’s: CLARITY, CONTENT, AND CREDIBILITY. When I see such an obvious and blatant attempt, based on this paper, to allow a “Student-Athlete” to produce this kind of work, it just proves how much limited expectations we have placed on some of the most basic fundamental practices. Shame on UNC and all other universities condoning this type of illiteracy and continuing to perpetuate the athlete over academics mantra.

    1. ^it explains why a lot of them are kinda…
      … Dumb.
      i think this also happens with people who didn’t do anything to stimulate their brains after high school.
      writing papers seems like it’s a test to see if you can complete something on time and make sense.
      why are most essays 20 pages tho?
      like that is A LOT!

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