Category: THE GREAT WOLF HUNT
BIG. ASS. DICK.
Imagine you meet a Wolf and he pulls a BIG ASS DICK out his pants????
Jesus Christ Almighty…
On some ol “Sooo… where you tryna put THAT?” shit.
I feel I’d have too
… just to take it!
BIG. ASS. DICKS.
Pretty to look.
Nice to touch.
But is it wise to have that pipe in your guts?
The problem with the owners of weapons like that
is that they do not know HOW to use it correctly.
How many Foxes have had a BIG ASS DICK cum inside and he just lay there?
OR, he shoved it in like he had no common courtesy?
And it is worse when your Velvet Walls are Ziploc tight.
I’ve had to punch a nigga or two for their lack of respect on my Foxhole.
I understand you want to fuck me but there are precautions you need to take.
#1
Eat me and finger me GOOD
#2
Slide it in SLOWLY
#3
Repeat steps #1
#4
When you get half way ask me, “Are you ok?”
#5
Pull it out and repeat #1 and #3
#6
Grind it in and beat it up AFTER I’m loosened up
#7
Hand me an ice pack and a cushion after you nut
As much as I like a BIG ASS DICK,
I think it’s better to suck on it and massage it.
Maybe even use it as a pillow or a baton to club niggas over the head with.
Throw money at it and watch it dance.
I do not know how my Foxes in relationships with BIG ASS DICKS do it.
I remember this one dude I use to talk to,
sent me a picture of his dick and it was halfway to his knee…
SEMI HARD…
we never spoke again.
On brighter news,
I hear most athletes are not packing.
Good…
well…
besides Kellen Winslow.
I hear his dick is a MONSTER and I’m not talking Kanye.
*crosses him off my list*
Later
Baggin A Baller 101
So a baller has hit you up!
Congrats.
That means you are special.
No really.
If a baller has hit you up that means you are the choosen Fox.
Here are a few rules…
…so you don’t fuck it up like these other fools…
Continue reading “Baggin A Baller 101”
Batman and The Flash: Super Fuck Heroes
Have you ever wish you were a super hero?
Going out there and saving the world, but still remaining anonymous.
Well I like to think of myself as some kind of a super hero.
One who is saving minds and Wolves one day and night at a time.
But…
I got something that will be Wolf ONLY below…
Lebron James is Ugly-Sexy
You ever see a dude who is not all that attarctive.
I mean, he is kinda hit in the face.
But he got that something that is attractive though.
He got some swagg that makes you want to give him some.
Well that is Lebron James for me.
Broke Wolves Don’t Get Assets
I know you want to get this.
I know you want to kiss this.
I know you want to frisk this.
I know you want to love this.
I know you can’t resist this.
…always want to holla,
but you ain’t got no dollars…
DO. NOT. COMPUTE.
FOXY LIFESTYLE: “U SHO’ IS UGLY”
THIS is Fox Talk ONLY.
You ever look in the mirror and cringed when you saw yourself?
You thought you were ugly or just a monster (and not Kanye)?
You could not understand why someone like you was single?
I hear a lot of my Foxes out there saying they are ugly.
ALOT of Foxes have very low self-esteem even though they have the brightest fur.
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