it would have been one thing if halle bailey just vanished.
she did all her “the little mermaid” promo and peaced out.
it would be another thing if someone saw her at the piggly wiggly,
gut full of human,
and came on rihanna’s social media to tell all.
nah.
it’s a whole denying being pregnant and then…

you know what i thought about this morning?
katt williams.
his interview with shannon sharpe shook every table on the block.
I’ve been seeing people he called out rushing to social media.
ludacris.

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cedric the entertainer.

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kevin hart.

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…and so many others are making social media PR statements.
one thing I noticed…

some black jackals on elon social media baffle me.
they do things for clout that brings about the opposite effect.
there are just some things that will never come off well.
even if the intentions are for jokes,
the imagery doesn’t land well.
why did these black males wake up one day and think this was dope content?…

did The Foxhole go see The Color Purple 2023 yet?
will ya’ll be mad at me if I fonted that I haven’t?
that is the type of movie I’d see when it hits streaming.
unless I was going with my manz,
or even a group of friends,
that is the kind of movie i’d want to watch with cozy vibes.
with my manz.
i don’t remember there being gay stuff in the original movie.
according to boosie,
he straight up walked out of the gay narratives in this 2023 version…

It looks like Mr. Crazy Pants might have learned his lesson.

that new album of his with ty dolla sign was supposed to come out last week.
i noticed it was crickets on release day.
i think kanye has learned very quickly that TPTB don’t play that.
so much so,
he posted an apology IN HEBREW on his socials…

i think we are all into this game with halle bailey and ddg.
if they lived next door to any of us with these antics,
we would be peeping out windows every time they walked out the door.

“Baby look!
Look!
She got a coat on and it’s 85 degrees outside.
Wtf is going on babe?”

personally,
i’d think they were alien overlords or some shit.
so after months of hiding tummies,
halle decided to get up out her chair recently and:

wait- pic.twitter.com/v91fR9THFZ

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those tits look like they are allegedly filled with milk.
i guess the alleged baby outed them because during a live stream,
we heard the loud cries of a bundle of joy…