black dandyism or just being black in costume?

I don’t know if I was dreaming or what,
but I think I watched a documentary that a Foxholer suggested to me about black dandies.
For the life of me,
I cannot remember the name but it was about African dandies who live in a poor town or something.

anyhoo,
i really enjoyed many of the looks at the met gala this year.
(some of) the fashions gave drama and decadence.
you can tell who did their homework.
the theme this year was about black dandyism and had a 98% black committee.
black dandyism was used as a political statement.
learning pharrell had lisa from BLACKPINK wear rosa parks on her crotch:

that was not the tribute he thought it was.
it was tone deaf at best; performance art at worst.
i still don’t know what the hell he had sabrina carpenter wearing:

it giving ringmaster at the circus.
i don’t even want to get into that symbolism with a white vixen.
tiktok had thoughts and i watched a video that put things into perspective

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doechii’s alleged attitude will have you swimming in alligator infested waters

“Did you see how Doechii was yelling at her team last night?”

nope and thank God i didn’t.
a nasty attitude will turn me off in a heartbeat.
so i randomly stumbled upon it today and:

yikes.
so this outfit

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saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.

we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

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i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:

i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.

toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post

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latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:

…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…

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“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…

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