holy “britney” breakdowns!
what’s going on??
when i think of katy perry,
i think of long black hair and big boobs.
i also think of a children’s birthday cake.
on top…
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nothing scares a pineapple straight like some jail time.
rapping hyena,
boosie,
was scared straight in prison.
he was very detailed about his very first gay encounter on ig live…
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well i’m baffled.
it looks like kendu,
aunt mary’s “hyena of a ex husband”,
is about to be on a nice vacation.
auntie has to pay him spousal support.
guess who much she has to pay him via tmz…
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i find the following funny.
this is why i tell everyone relax when dirt is being thrown on you.
don’t engage in the nonsense.
karma will handle it.
the tables do turn and all come to light eventually.
remember when toya carter and tamar braxton were thick as thieves?
remember when that whole atl posse ganged together for k michelle?
they picked toya’s side because of all the alleged lies memphitz said about k.
that same memphitz that ultimately showed his true tail to toya.
well ain’t it funny…
so tamar decided to dedicate a post to tiny and t.i. on some randomness.
she mentioned toya within the paragraph.
this is what she put on her ig…
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he is cute,
right?
well what if i told you he was a boxer wolf?
mmm.
interested?
aight…
aight…
what if i told you he would probably fuck you stupid…
…but for a place to stay?

Oh,
he ugly af now?

well his name is sheldon payne.
he was put on a kinda blast by kimya d hicks.
this is what she put on her facebook for the world to see…
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a place where the straights aren’t wanted?
no,
it’s not grindr or jack’d.
a mayor in southern california,
who happens to be republican of all things,
wants to make his city great again.
how?
have all “the gays” and asians move over there.
an f-bi sent me the story via the huffington post…
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