You can tell when people aren’t use to nothing.

i never understood WHY vixens,
and even gay males,
scream to the mountaintops about how good their wolf is dickin’ em down.
as soon as you advertise how good your manz fucks you,
lonely hoes across the forests ears and tails perk up.
rapping vixen,
kash doll,
decided to tell her audience about her nfl baller wolf,
za’darius smith…

and his third leg…

Oof.

sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.
they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:

and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit…

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.
they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.
brace yourself…

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder…

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…