i don’t “do” crowds.
i’ll never forget being a kid at a crowded fete with my cousin and then-girlfriend.
she has since passed of cancer (rip).
a fete is what we call a big party or event in barbados.
from what i remember,
it was getting dark but there was music playing.
people were laying out on blankets and/or mingling.
all of a sudden,
people started running and screaming.
my cousin grabbed me up and we started running towards the car.
i remember it was packed and people were running in all kinds of directions.
that shit shook me to the core.

I don’t like the idea of being trapped in a crowded place with nowhere to get out.

i can imagine the fear that ensued at that travis scott concert in houston, texas.
( x see story here )
it’s confirmed that 8 people died and hundreds are injured.
travis decided to make a statement on instagram….

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i hate when “straight” males do gay shenanigans.
showing off their cheeks.
the “i’m not wearing underwear under my grey sweatpants” move.
re-creating the best twerk off to a megan the stallion song on tiktok.
it leads to them crying and making ig pr statements.

“Like,
Boo-Hoo-Hoo…
Why are all these gay males hounding me,
bro?
Tee-tee-tee.
My DMS has more meats than Arbys.
Wah-wah-wah…”

what did you think was gonna happen?
i was on a website that specializes in *cough* christian mingling and saw darryl.
he made his grand entrance on “beefcake hunter” with victor,
a hispanic fox who specializes in making males have their “cum to Jesus” moment.
heavy on the cum.
after the video dropped,
i guess darryl thought he was about to get a lot of single vixen wanting to date him.
a foxholer sent me an alleged tweet that he deleted after getting dragged…

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^this was my face at the end of squid game.
i’ll be the first to tell everyone about the last 15 minutes:

“Hated it.”

everyone had that same review as well.
now the whole show wasn’t terrible,
but because the decision-making of ^that red haired bozo annoyed my spirit.
it seems like my nba baller wolf fav,
lebron “king” james,
felt the same way:

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LeBron and AD discuss their thoughts on Squid Game and I briefly lose my professionalism pic.twitter.com/HWP1tHi8oK

— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) October 13, 2021

“Get on the flight and see your fucking daughter.”

my sentiments exactly!
well the director,
hwang dong-hyuk,
didn’t like lebron had to say and well via “cnet“…

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one thing i notice about celebrities is how they treat people.
even if they’re having a bad day,
they still make time to make someone’s day.
beyonce said one time that her uncle died,
but she didn’t turn down a few fans who wanted a picture.
i had a lot of respect for her by that alone.
this is why she is beyonce and the rest are…
well…
them.
realistically…

Fans and stans pay these folk’s bills.

if someone isn’t being an asshole,
they should always show love back.
a fan wanted a picture with boxing jackal,
 floyd mayweather,
recently and he curbed him.
why?
it was because of his nails…

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i knew tiffany,
the character played by amanda seales on insecure,
was an aka (alpha kappa alpha) but it never defined her character to me.
i didn’t even know the 4 characters went to stanford tbh.
even though tiffany brings the bougie energy between the 4,
she isn’t someone that i pay too much attention to.
from what i know,
they never disrespected the aka organization on the show.
the akas (and the whole greek life) is having a fit now because aka “revolt“…

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i think people love to test us.
it seems we live in a society that is all about proving ourselves.
you want a relationship?
prove yourself.
you want that career?
prove yourself.
you want to be the better sibling?
prove yourself.

After you look like a serious pick-me,
that is when you have passed the test.

molly from hbo’s insecure,
aka yvonne orji,
says she doesn’t like the word “no“.
a fan wanted a picture with her in 2018 at a women’s empowerment event in boston.
molly ended up saying no but there was a reason why…

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