our current president may have said:

“oh ya’ll gonna say i’m not a king and protest me?
well then i’m gonna do shit out of spite ya’ll azzez.
welcome to the art of a deal bitches!”

i had a feeling that the following would happen.
it is not shocking because when people show you who they are; believe them.
apparently,
a diddy pardon is on the horizon according to tmz…

when i was a kid,
my mother bought me a doll.
i think my mother would have been okay with me being gay tbh.
it wasn’t barbie or a baby doll,
but it was def a doll the size of a ninja turtle.
i loved this doll and played with it along with my action figures.

the way i played with toys was usually superhero shit.
the female characters were either fighting or were “damsels to rescue”.
i would create worlds with my imagination,
often times taking boxes and making tanks or battleships.

well,
one day my doll up and disappeared.
anytime my grandmother wasn’t home,
i tore her house down looking for my doll.
at a young age,
i could sense fuck shit so i KNEW she had something to do with it.

when my mother died,
she admitted she tossed it in the trash.

when i tell people this story,
they were always empathetic.
i was also told from many people that incident created trauma too.
the things our parentals did to make sure “we weren’t gay“.
when i see parents like…

you ever known a couple and knew it would end in disaster?
yup,
that was me with ^that mess above.
even at a young age,
i knew a “he hit a lick” when i saw one.
so i’m reading all of these new details from kevin federaline,
britney spears ex-husband,
and wow.

( x article 1 )
( x article 2 )

it doesn’t help she is on IG acting bat shit crazy atm.

i’m tired of the #teambritney excuses about this.
in the same breath,
i am old enough to remember when we were SUS CITY on kevin.
we knew that he wasn’t shit but she was trying to put lipstick on a pig.
at this point of her story,
she was out of control and did not care what anyone thought hence:

cue The Foxhole legendary gif:

well she got her “well you should have listened” as they all do,
and he got fat AF eatin’ good off her money.
in another “hit a lick” scheme,
he is trying to expose her in a memoir.
Foxhole,
this is another “hard head; soft ass” lesson in…

have you ever had to attend a meeting at work and felt like:

“i left scrolling the internet for new plates for this?
UGH!”

or…

when our bosses think we need to meet every week for 15 minutes to discuss some new tedious task they cooked up while doing their own tedious tasks.

or my fav…

booking random meetings just to put shit on their calendars because the colored blocks look pretty and make them feel busy.

i hate work meetings if you can’t tell.
people who schedule meetings to annoy are the bane of my existence.
i wonder if our military felt this way when pete hegseth called a meeting in DC for this…

didn’t cardi have videos of her fighting on youtube when she was a regula degula in the bronx?

i fully believe she has a “all my life i had to fight” spirit.
she is one of those types that can’t evolve and mature.
plus,
its part of her brand and optics.
so all this social media shit is cute…

until she is outside waiting for you to come out.

remember when those two white gays told her to pull up in new yawk and she did?
so cardi and nicki been going back and forth on x-twitter per usual.
i’m sure the government is loving this distraction.
“something something” about album sales and who is better.

ya know,
the “per usual” shit they squabble about.
ice spice (does she still rap?) posted this since she didn’t want to mind her business:

🤭

— Ice Spice (@icespicee_) September 30, 2025

…but it seems that cardi has been wanting to beat her ass.
this alleged recording…

this is why they are about to really snatch tiktok now.

so i think this person is an idiot.
razzledazzlemo on tiktok is an idiot to me.
he got a shit ton of followers on there because:

( x see it here )

he claims he has speaker of the house,
mike johnson’s,
alleged grindr profile and IP address.

sidebar: i thought mike johnson was stephen miller.
clearly,
i’ve lumped them all in the same box.

anyhoo,
this is why i think he is an idiot (and others who do this)…