soooooo…
i saw this video and had to ask myself:

“self.
what would i do if i had a coochie in this situation?”

so as you know,
or didn’t,
the cleveland cavaliers won the ’16 championship last weekend.
of course,
they decided to celebrate.
they went to las vegas to get turnt.
“bodega meat” baller wolf,
j.r. smith,
decided to take his bottle of champagne and…
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okay so don’t ya’ll start fiending for gabrielle union’s husband.
let’s keep the lust at bay for nba baller wolf,
dwyane wade.
let’s show some class about ours.
okay?
cool.
soooooooo….
dwyane wade made the 2016 espn bawdy issue and well…
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i love how he is aging backwards.
even though tyson beckford has me blocked on twitter,
more than likely for comparing keith carlos to him,
i’m always down for a print shot.
so tyson is sending the foxhole and other forests a memo that…
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why do the she-hyenas want stephen curry to cheat on ayesha curry so bad?
lord ham…
it’s like they want ^this beautiful family to see a quick downfall.
aren’t we tired of the stereotypes in the baller wolf forests?
so if you were watching the nba finals,
you may have caught this moment.
a vixen looking like she was far up stephen curry’s “grillz”.
peep the video via the shade room…
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trey.
was your hand in this young vixen’s crotch?
it sure looked like it.
why i’m asking?…
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soooooooo…
no one decided to update me that former baller wolf,
stevie baggs jr,
was on this second season on “match made in heaven”?
i mean…
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