Sometimes,
its best not to ruin what makes you alluring.
Once you open your mouth,
or font some dumb shit,
you will be known as “the idiot” .

janet,
oh janet.
po,
po,
janet.

we see why beyonce keeps her mouth shut on her internet.
the villagers are always hungry to eat and throw bones on the front lawn.
janet didn’t really speak about justin timberlake during nipplegate.
when she did,
she gave a PR answers and kept her real opinion to herself.
it’s puzzling why when asked about kamala harris and her ethnicity,
she is gonna say via variety…

hollywood is in meltdown mode,
and if this were a TV show,
we’d be right at the pilot.

“Powerful hyena goes down and everyone’s rattled.
Why?
Well,
sit tight because as the season unfolds,
the secrets will start pouring out.
A little drama,
a little death,
some same sex hookups,
and a ton of junkies galore.
There is enough dirt to bury careers.”

what did diddy have on these people because allegedly…

We didn’t care that we gave that person trauma.
We didn’t care they needed a friend and we posed as an enemy.
We didn’t care they liked us and we took advantage of that.
We didn’t care we had power and used it to hurt others.
We didn’t care about their wounds after we beat them.

…but suddenly we care when the tables have turned?
we care about our past victims because we are in the position to feel like one.
i’m here to font…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

Even in death,
a sexy mofo still lives on in our fantasies.

…but it’s positively eerie scrolling through the socials of the dearly departed.
it’s like a haunting stroll down their memory lane until you reach the abrupt end.
A Foxholer posed a rather profound question yesterday.
it was in regards to the late jay hefner and his OF content…

Tonight is the big night.

the much-anticipated debate between kamala harris and trump.
think of it like pay-per-view but without the bill.
it’s going to be the most viewed,
streamed,
and dissected event of the year.
some are crossing their fingers for kamala to verbally annihilate him.
others are hoping trump will leave her stumbling.

How do i feel?

well…