can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant…

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i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder…

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i know people who pack all kinds of edibles when they travel.
when we go on vacation with a group of people,
more than likely,
you want to turn tf up in another country.
after this brittney griner drama:

Ya’ll need to seriously research the laws of other countries.

 countries will kill you for something that is a slap on the wrist out here.
i know ya’ll heard about brittney’s fate in russia today.
if you didn’t…

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you will never be friends with beyonce,
nicki minaj,
or britney spears.
following them on social and buying their shit doesn’t equal friendship.
we are not in their tax bracket to be their friends.
don’t get me wrong,
they can follow you back on socials and invite you to events,
but being true friends with them?…

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oh giveon…
when jay said “death of autotune“,
some of ya’ll got so offended.
honestly,
autotune is a crutch for many “singers” today.
it has helped many become “studio singers“.
i reallllllllllllllly enjoyed giveon’s last album.
“heartbreak anniversary” got me through some tough times.
as you know,
he performed at the bet awards this past weekend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJbSv3_A8JQ

…and had the nerve to blame it on bet and his mic messing up.

Not @BET sabotaging my mic ????????????????????????…… @LilNasX I get it!!!!

— Giveon (@giveon) June 27, 2022

actress,
yvette nicole brown,
called him out for his lying…

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it’s kind like when you and your partner are heavy on the beef.
after a mind-altering blow job,
they suddenly don’t remember what ya’ll were even fighting about.
when you get caught up for having an insufferable personality,
the next option is to get naked or leak a sex tape.
that usually makes males people forget really quickly.
todrick hall wants ya’ll to forget about his celebrity big brother appearance.
i’m sure many males people will forget after he posted alla this…
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