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trump went to the NFL for a baller in his latest DEI hire

Add the wrestling lady somewhere in there.
the whispers were getting louder.
everyone was complaining that trump didn’t pick any black folks for his cabinet.
all the usual suspects like candace owens and herschel walker?
left on read.
tim scott married a white vixen only to be an after thought.
bryon donalds was hoping for a seat but that hope is running dry…
Donalds: All I will say is, I am not surprised that I have not been named, but that does not mean I'm not going to do other things in the future.
Coates: Has they asked you?
Donalds: No, there are some other things that I’m looking at pic.twitter.com/Bl3LXGRbG3
— Acyn (@Acyn) November 21, 2024
trump said he’s tired of ya’ll complaining and hired a DEI for one of the jobs.
so who is the lucky one?
the one that was waiting in the wings for his time to shine?

it happens to be an ex-baller wolf…
Continue reading “trump went to the NFL for a baller in his latest DEI hire” →clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.
yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…
playing by their rules; losing by default

Have you ever wondered why we spend so much time trying to be “better” for people who wouldn’t recognize better if it hit them over the head?
for most of my life,
i was a rule-follower.
at work,
with family,
in friendships,
and let’s not even font about looking for a partner.
i bent over backward trying to be the version of “better” everyone claimed they wanted.
they’d say they needed someone dependable,
thoughtful,
or different from all the “bad” they’d experienced before.
like a fool with a savior complex,
i tried to be the answer to their complaints.
here’s what they don’t tell you about following the rules…
did NLE choppa make a mistake being too gay friendly?

Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?
NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.
i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..
if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…
looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.
Foxhole…
Continue reading “if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next” →okay, people magazine, ha-ha, now bring out the real 2024’s sexiest man alive

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?
i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…




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