Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?

NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.
i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..

Hey there,
Foxhole,
do hear that knock?
Listen.
Just listen…

that’s the sound of many males sliding deep into your DMs.
why?
there’s a war brewing and not just in the forests but in the sheets.
post-election,
elon’s swamp is being drained and many vixens are putting a pause on penises.
enter: the 4B movement…

Breaking news: The forests seem to be waking up to a whole new era.

it’s as if everyone’s mindsets started shifting at the same time last week.
the rules?…

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.
Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

“dear america,
this is a safe space…“
is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.
in his tweet…

Can you believe it’s about to be a week tomorrow?

i’ve been riding a wave of emotions since last tuesday.
optimism,
anger,
denial,
and now,
i’ve finally landed on full-blown depression.
there’s one question that just keeps playing on a loop in my head…

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…

That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.

they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.
duh?
which raises the questions...