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dylan o’brien backstrokes his way to the front of the line for gay fantasies

He looks better with a beard.

~~take that how you will.~~
so dylan o’ brien was the talk of the forests all weekend.
i was never a “teen wolf” kind of fox but that is where he started.
i do remember him being the love interest in a taylor swift video tho.

the reason he was the talk was about a new movie he is in called “twinless“.
it is about two males who end up in a relationship because…
they are twinless twins.
it wasn’t the “potential oscar buzz” (i kid) movie that was the font…

it was his gay sex scene in the movie…

my confusion, jealousy, and sabotage broke up work wolf and i

one night,
while wolf wolf and I were in the streets,
we had a big blow up.
it ended with him asking me:

“What?
You jealous of her or something?”

i was.
i never really admitted how work wolf and i ended.
that conversation with karaoke triggered a lot of time to reflect.
my jealousy and spitefulness over him played a big part but…

i’m gonna need our alien overlords to system reset this simulation

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if we could hit reset?

not just a fresh start,
but a full-on simulation reboot?
imagine waking up in the year 2000…

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plaqueboymax is tired of ya’ll wanting to pulverize dem meaty bunz

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.

back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.

they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…

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so what time will the anarchy start during this sh!t show?

And.
Here.
We.

Go.

so its only been a week in this new administration and i’m exhausted.
i’ve noticed my tolerance and patience is at an all time low.
i read that our new president decided to continue living up to all expectations earlier: