KEVIN SAMUELS HAS ALLEGEDLY DIED AND YA’LL THROWING A PARTY?

2022 is one twist after the next.
i feel like that is the case with the whole “20” series.
social media is buzzing and clubhouse is talking.
the alleged story is that…

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SO COMEDIANS ARE A TARGET NOW? THANK WILL SMITH?

i think this is what comedians feared after “the slap” tbh.
they felt like even if they made a joke about someone,
they would be liable to get slapped or put in a chokehold.
who knew dave chapelle would be next?
he got tackled by a hyena with a gun at the hollywood bowl…

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SAM ASHGARI WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE IS RICH AFTER MARRYING BRITNEY SPEARS

you know what?
i’m always right.
when i saw this new story about britney spears and sam asghari,
the first thing i said out loud was:

“OF COURSE HE DOES!”

why did i say that?
well…

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NO SMOKE, SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED, AND SOMEONE ENDS UP DEAD

some of the situations ya’ll find yourself in…
sometimes it’s a mixture of “duh” or super predatory behavior.
so we meet straight males at bars,
have them come over to our cribs,
and sexually assault them while they are sleeping in our beds?
some live to tell the tale; others don’t.
the victim in this story learned the hard way but the story is off

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HE LIKED HER, THEY HATED IT, SO THEY HAD TO BEAT HER UP IN THE PARK

jealousy is like madness.
it makes anyone afflicted crazy.
if you have something special that someone else doesn’t,
you are in for a world of torment.
your reputation will be ruined and you may get beat up.
two she-hyenas were afflicted over their alleged friend,
maya tremillo,
who is pictured above.
as the story usually goes,
it was over a boy and well per daily mail

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DL MALES AIN’T REALLY DL ANYMORE IN 2022?

dl males are much bolder these days than they ever were before.
long gone are being a total enigma about your cravings for gay shit.
when i first got into this shit,
i was taught you have to pay EXTRA attention to certain signs,
especially in public places.

A stranger giving you a head nod on the train
Random staring you down as you are walking down the street
“I wanted to know where you got your jeans from?” said guy named “?”

don’t even get me started on the ones with their WAGS.
they’d sneak off to the bathroom just to get your number.
gay gen z should be bowing down to millenials.
before this social media shit,
we paved the way in that lane.
it’s pretty easy nowadays…

Have a cute ig,
some kind of clout (followers or some career),
and you can get that sexy “straight” male out of his jeans and on your bedroom floor.

the ones who are “straight” in public but…
a foxhole sent me a tip of a ny party promoter who allegedly got caught up.
he couldn’t even contain his alleged dl cravings outside his own crib…

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