i love sia.
i love the stuff she writes for others and her own music.
most of the time,
she sings my life or current situation.
well she may have had something to say about azealia banks sacrificing chickens earlier
she said this on her twitter:

you already know the spirits of messy and misfortune alerted azealia.
she allegedly put this on her instagram…
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i wouldn’t play around with azealia banks if i was you.
yeah she crazy and can drag you to hell,
but she can also make your life hell too.
azealia allegedly practices ‘brujería and shit.
i guess growing up around dominicans influenced her.
she put up an instagram story for her cleaning out her closet.
ya’ll.
she been sacrificing chickens…
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well it has happened.
kanye west has officially gone bat shit crazy.
this was the talk at work today.

“omg everyone check out the news…”

i’m thinking something serious happened.

“kanye just met with donald trump at trump towers”

all i could do was shake my head.
i was reaching for my bag in case i had to run out of ther.
well this is the video i saw via c-span…
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okay imagine this…
you leave to go to work everyday and went you get back,
you can sense something happened in your crib.
you know when someone has been in your space.
it’s like the energy is off.
you start noticing your bed wasn’t how you left it.
you can’t prove anything,
but you know something is definitely up.
you decide to set up a hidden video camera to record your bedroom.
when you get home and reviewed the video,
this is what you saw via the smoking gun…
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what a way to go.
“stuck and left naked with a chopped off penis”.
the remix from that lil’ kim song.
it just sounds like a slow and painful death.
well a f-bi sent me what happened in new yawk,
up in the bx,
over the weekend.
a hooker jackal decided the best way to end a situation was…
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charlamange is trying to ( x make her happen ).
trevor noah looked ( x annoyed with her existence )…
until he was allegedly ( x caught on a date with her ).
who is this bland snow bunny by the name of tomi lahren?
i don’t know her and judging from all the talk,
she seems like a racist and delusional.

Why are these black wolves so interested in her then?

i bet it begins with “p” and ends with “y”.