Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?
some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.
That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.
nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…
saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.
…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:
trans vixens outing males like gay males is a contradiction.

there are many trans vixens who baffle me in 2025.
like,
straight up “i need an updated file” type of baffling.
anytime i font about the following and ask a particular question,
no one has anything to say/font back.
Trans vixens can’t be seen as vixens but outing males like gay males.
it’s like they are still living as gay males with female trauma.
a trans she jackal in houston exposed males in her DMS that were trying to talk to her.
they are titled as “DL males” but then i had a thought via “the root”…
i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:


i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.
toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post…
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…
“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…




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