“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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they are raping gay males in a new way these days (smh)

the whole story is a wtf.
so the following is for the foxes and hybrids out there.

Watch out with the type of lube someone uses on you

you read right.
it’s not the lube itself,
but the drug being used in the lube for the hyenas to rape you with.
a foxholer sent me this story from “buzzfeed news” and well…

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which video game will they blame for this mass shooting this time?

will it be grand theft auto this time?
maybe mario?
another day; another mass shooting.
i think we are all getting pretty desensitized to them.
the usual things happen:

shock
fear
sympathy
move on

well this time,
this mass shooting was in odessa, texas.
“usa today” had to say this…

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want revenge? f*ck the son (according to paul mooney)

i feel like the older stars were so reckless back in the day.
if you research the tales of diana ross,
aretha franklin,
john f. kennedy,
marlon brando,
and marilyn monroe,
you’ll be shocked at what you read.
well an alleged bomb dropped aboutpaul mooney earlier today.
it seems out of revenge,
he allegedly had sex with richard pryor’s son.
this is the story from “hiphop wired“….

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i wonder what he woulda done if she got the order wrong? (mcdonalds)

they need to pay these fast food workers more money.
for the type of shit they deal with,
they need higher pay and extra security.
jackals and hyenas out here,
losing their minds over some fast food.
so ^that hyena got arrested for getting angry with the mcdonald’s worker.
why?
well...

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i didn’t know he could spread his cheeks so wide (revenge porn)

revenge porn.
many people don’t realize it’s illegal in many states.
what is revenge porn?
according to ( x wikipedia ):

Revenge porn or revenge pornography is the distribution of sexually explicit images or video of individuals without their permission.[1] The sexually explicit images or video may be made by a partner of an intimate relationship with the knowledge and consent of the subject, or it may be made without his or her knowledge. The possession of the material may be used by the perpetrators to blackmail the subjects into performing other sex acts, to coerce them into continuing the relationship, or to punish them for ending the relationship.

you can get a fine and one to five years in jail.
honestly,
not worth the drama.
today,
i got a message on messenger from a dude i’m cool with.
the message?

It was him showering,
naked,
spreading his cheeks,
and fingering himself

oooooh yeah…

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