Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
travis scott speaks his side on ig to help clear up any future cancellations

i don’t “do” crowds.
i’ll never forget being a kid at a crowded fete with my cousin and then-girlfriend.
she has since passed of cancer (rip).
a fete is what we call a big party or event in barbados.
from what i remember,
it was getting dark but there was music playing.
people were laying out on blankets and/or mingling.
all of a sudden,
people started running and screaming.
my cousin grabbed me up and we started running towards the car.
i remember it was packed and people were running in all kinds of directions.
that shit shook me to the core.
I don’t like the idea of being trapped in a crowded place with nowhere to get out.
i can imagine the fear that ensued at that travis scott concert in houston, texas.
( x see story here )
it’s confirmed that 8 people died and hundreds are injured.
travis decided to make a statement on instagram….
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his definition of “come and ride my pony” is real different (horse cawk)

no cap,
but someone was JUST telling me about some hyena who died smashing a horse.
well,
uh,
the horse smashed him (literally).
allegedly,
it’s some video on trump’s side of the internet with this craziness i refuse to watch.
i was told about this the other day and a foxholer sent me this story today…
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don’t ask floyd mayweather for a picture if your nails are out of order

one thing i notice about celebrities is how they treat people.
even if they’re having a bad day,
they still make time to make someone’s day.
beyonce said one time that her uncle died,
but she didn’t turn down a few fans who wanted a picture.
i had a lot of respect for her by that alone.
this is why she is beyonce and the rest are…
well…
them.
realistically…
Fans and stans pay these folk’s bills.
if someone isn’t being an asshole,
they should always show love back.
a fan wanted a picture with boxing jackal,
floyd mayweather,
recently and he curbed him.
why?
it was because of his nails…
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another beautiful black woman killed by a dusty from under a couch (courtney cox)

as a black gay creative,
aiming to take his career to the highest of heights,
i have to be careful about what partners i let into my life.
i see so many gay males with good shit going on being absolutely careless.
they let anyone in their homes and up in them.
Loneliness causing a lack of common sense is the number one killer in this life.
on the flip side,
i know way too many black vixens who allow “anyone” into their lives.
i see so many black women putting up with nonsense just to say they’re in a relationship.
they get into these “r&b vixen songs” drama-filled relationships,
getting bred by the dustiest of males,
and being stuck with some loser for life because of loneliness.
courtney cox was a lawyer in atlanta who lived in an apartment building in midtown.
she decided to date a dusty and well…
boosie tells lil nas x to commit suicide on twitter

this beef between boosie and lil nas x is getting a little…
so i never thought lil nas x would ever address boosie,
but i guess he wanted to have some fun.
i mean,
boosie been mentioning him every chance he gets for relevancy.
lil nas x said on his ig live that he has a song with boosie on the way.
this is what boosie responded via “the neighborhood talk“…
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brian laundrie is finally found

most social media couples always start off like ^this.
cute pictures that are all smiles to convince us they’re #couplegoals.
it makes many of us seethe with jealousy or lust.
lust is dependent on if you’re in your homewrecker bag.
if i came across gabby petito and brian laundrie’s pictures online,
especially with the whole proposal and going to travel cross country,
i would have gotten wrapped up in the hashtags.
unfortunately,
like many of these forward-presenting couples on social media,
all wasn’t what it seemed.
there were all kinds of abuse going on that ended with the murder of gabby petito.
they finally found closure to the insane manhunt for brain laundrie via ny post…




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