Category: JACKAL ATE MY FACE
does diddy have YOUR SECRETS ready to come out too?

hollywood is in meltdown mode,
and if this were a TV show,
we’d be right at the pilot.
“Powerful hyena goes down and everyone’s rattled.
Why?
Well,
sit tight because as the season unfolds,
the secrets will start pouring out.
A little drama,
a little death,
some same sex hookups,
and a ton of junkies galore.
There is enough dirt to bury careers.”

what did diddy have on these people because allegedly…
Continue reading “does diddy have YOUR SECRETS ready to come out too?” →i know diddy regrets not paying cassie when she asked

Have you ever noticed how karma doesn’t always work on our schedule?
it’s like waiting for a slow burn,
hoping it eventually catches fire.
our stories help spark the blaze,
added to the ever-growing pile of scorched bridges.
once too many people have enough gasoline:

take diddy,
for example.
for damn near decades,
we have all known him as the life of the party,
the face of “good times“.
bts,
tho?
He was a full-blown demon,
terrorizing people in ways that were anything but glamorous.
his reign of terror might be coming to a close.
yesterday,
the feds picked him up and we all know what that means…
he called her a whore; they called him the “n” word with the hard “r”

in life,
there’s always that one person(s) who strays way beyond the beaten path.
they might try to make the forest a better place,
but let’s not forget what the joker said in “the dark knight“:
“Everything burns.”

that’s the vibe i get from myron gaines,
the red pill podcasting attentionisto behind “freshnfit“.
he’s supposed to be the next andrew tate,
and honestly…
Why on earth would any guy want to aspire to be…
that?
anyway,
i stumbled across something wild over the weekend.
he legit just called this vixen “a whore” for no reason at all…
is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?
there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…
Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.
take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…
nicki minaj drags drake for “not being like her” as far as loyalty

I had to wonder:
Isn’t it wild how people can show their true colors when they are supposed to be your friends?
i’ve had two scenarios in my life that are like a bad rerun on repeat.
First: there were those moments when everyone watched me get dragged through the mud by someone i fell out with in a group,
yet no one had my back when they saw i was being done wrong.
It was very “Kill Bill”.

They were all too eager to turn on me because the “leader” had more clout.
Some of those situations were with the straights.
The vixens got catty and the straights weren’t going to align with “the sus one”.
don’t act like gays aren’t like this.
skin folk and gay folk don’t always be your skinfolks.
Two: there’s the scenario where someone I thought was cool starts hanging out with and promoting someone that i didn’t fuck with/vice versa.
all those situations are fucked up but as usual…
Continue reading “nicki minaj drags drake for “not being like her” as far as loyalty” →now i know house of the dragon ain’t trying to abuse us too?

Ugh.
Foxhole,
i can font you we still feel utterly gaslit and abused with game of thrones.
the way they ended that show?
PTSD.
seriously,
what were they thinking?
i’m still get night terrors thinking about it.
we were all hesitant about giving ‘house of the dragon’ a chance.
after hearing the showrunners from GOT were banished,
they gave us a glimmer of hope but with low expectations.
First season?
Knocked it out of the park.
granted,
it had a few flubs,
but nothing we couldn’t overlook.
naturally,
we were excited for the second season.
this season had a couple of great scenes leading up to the season finale,
teasing us of war and a big show down and…




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