for the life of me,
i can’t understand how ANYONE is getting caught up with cat (fish) burglars in 2025.
we have so many ways to verify anyone that we are fonting with.
i mean,
yes,
i’d queef if charlie randomly hit me…

…but even if charlie hit me from his IG account,
i’d still go through the steps to verify.

i’m def not getting on a plane,
traveling to a place i don’t know,
to sit in the lobby of unknown place either.

folks be playing russian roulette with their lives when it comes to getting dicked down.
when he reposted that someone was pretending to be him on his IG stories,
i was like huh…

was megan thee stallion fake or something bts?
like,
the type to smile in your face and talk mad shit about you behind your back?
i don’t understand why so many people come for her.

it’s usually males who don’t seem to like her.
them and nicki stans,
but i digress.

it’s so weird.
i won’t front but at one point,
i found joe budden really attractive.
his voice box is and will always be his major selling point.
it’s not lost on me the many vixens who claimed he allegedly abused them,
along with how he did his “friends” during that podcast scandal.
( x take a trip to foxhole’s past )
so for him to say this about megan…

i just don’t get the chemistry with these two tbh.
in my head,
cardi was on the rebound from offset and hooked with stefon.
they look very similar tbh.

okay not really,
BUT stefon is handsome and has hella charisma.
i heard that penis is allegedly easy to get so why not take him for a spin.
well she ended up getting pregnant and you know she loves being bred,
so they decided to try their luck at having a kid together.
maybe his and her PR was on some “lets try to make a powerful couple out these two”.

this is all in my head btw.
i don’t know if this is true or not.

with all that is coming out about stefon,
i wonder if she feels a tad bit of breeded remorse?
nothing that has come out about stefon has been stellar.
in another “this muthafucka was out here“,
he was trying to put jeffree star on his trophy case…

our current president may have said:

“oh ya’ll gonna say i’m not a king and protest me?
well then i’m gonna do shit out of spite ya’ll azzez.
welcome to the art of a deal bitches!”

i had a feeling that the following would happen.
it is not shocking because when people show you who they are; believe them.
apparently,
a diddy pardon is on the horizon according to tmz…

when i was a kid,
my mother bought me a doll.
i think my mother would have been okay with me being gay tbh.
it wasn’t barbie or a baby doll,
but it was def a doll the size of a ninja turtle.
i loved this doll and played with it along with my action figures.

the way i played with toys was usually superhero shit.
the female characters were either fighting or were “damsels to rescue”.
i would create worlds with my imagination,
often times taking boxes and making tanks or battleships.

well,
one day my doll up and disappeared.
anytime my grandmother wasn’t home,
i tore her house down looking for my doll.
at a young age,
i could sense fuck shit so i KNEW she had something to do with it.

when my mother died,
she admitted she tossed it in the trash.

when i tell people this story,
they were always empathetic.
i was also told from many people that incident created trauma too.
the things our parentals did to make sure “we weren’t gay“.
when i see parents like…

because the F-BI stay on it…

so apparently and allegedly,
dante the body was in jail recently.
i dunno how ya’ll be finding this shit out but i’m wit it.
a F-BI sent me this and i immediately asked…