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apparently,
the party actually happens at 555 am on social media.
how crazy because i haven’t been sleeping.
romeo johnson aka @giraffe908,
the star of ( x his “onlypans” ),
decided to bless his followers at 555 in the other morning.
one of the f-bi was up and sent me this…

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i think diamonté is getting her shit together.
saweetie done cut her hair bald and is coming out swinging.
blonde and bald works wonders on certain head shapes.
saweetie gives that good head (shape).
i peeped her new years eve performance and well…

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i come from the era of watching “all that” on the weekends.
if i wasn’t playing video games or outside having an adventure,
i was indulging in nickelodeon.
nick cannon was an actor on there and even though i thought he was cute,
he was sooooooooo corny.

sidebar: i did like his song about “don’t tell your dad” or whatever it was called.

who knew that nick cannon would grow up to be such a playboy?
“not i,” said me.
 it seems nick has some alleged pipe leakage that has everyone foaming at the mouth…

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i was about to dip because she was late.
it was 9:10 am and my new therapist wasn’t there.
i was promptly there at 8:58 am for my first therapy assessment.
usually,
i’m (fashionably) late,
but a fox was one time for this go around.
at 9:20 am,
she finally arrived and by the time we ended the session…

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today has been sort of a wild day.
holy guacamole.
i have been here,
there,
and everywhere.

My first interview dropped with The Non-Corporate Girls.

 

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it was run by delaila and yanni,
who i have nicknamed “pose” within the podcast.
check it out below for my guest appearance on episode 105 for their 5th season…

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the first time i saw ryan phillippe,
it was in “i know what you did last summer“.
i thought he was theeeee finest white wolf i had ever seen.
after that,
he was in one of my favorite movies,
cruel intentions.
he has the ripest bottom lip and tail on a white wolf.
last week,
i was randomly looking at interviews with him on youtube.
this week,
i’m looking at his alleged nudes that leaked…

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