Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
alexander skarsgård wuz like, “yes, and?” about messing with males before

…allegedly fonting,
of course.
so i randomly learned alexander skarsgård is best friends with jack mcbrayer,
who was on “kenneth” on “30 rock“.
i discovered this while not minding my business:

…and i thought it was really sweet tbh.
i love when i discover two people you’d never think are friends.
i made me realize the “friendships” with my polar opposites in my own life,
ones who we kept our friendships private,
they were either scared DLs or using me for my warmth.
Foxhole,
please be careful of these males only using you under the disguise of “friendship”.
while i was looking into more stuff about “pillion”,
which alexander stars in,
i learned he casually admitted recently that he allegedly dealt with other males before…
the OF star who isn’t a porno star but actually is kinda/sorta a porno star?

anyone who does any kind of sex work,
but tells us they aren’t porno stars aka “no sex” on their OF,
are living in la la land.
you know why i think this?
…because somewhere,
on someone else’s OF content,
they are full blown porno stars.
^that wolf with the bunz of a thousand pounds might not be a porn star on his own content,
but allegedly,
he damn sure is one somewhere else.
allegedly fonting,
of course.
so the other day,
i was looking at another OF wolf and was like,
waittttttttt hole TF up…..
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her tongue put the diggs in stefon diggs (get it? diggs because… ok)

before we start,
stefon diggs has a real fat tail.
i been peeping the side tail curves of the cheekage:
@nfl @S.DIGGSS love this bond 🫶 #stefondiggs #houston #texans #nfl #nflkickoff
♬ Little Life – Cordelia
look at when he turns to the side and walks away with some other vixen on his “shoot up all the clubs” tour:

insta-cheekage with the little jello jiggle when he walks.
we stan.
anyhoo,
some she-jackal said not only was she allegedly fuckin’ stefon,
but she diggs all in that cake of his.
get it?
cause his last name is…
okay,
so these are her alleged tweets…
the larger than life attentionisto gets some king sized alleged leakage

i always believe that many of the attentionistos have collab’d with OF sex workers.
the thing is:
many of us are so tunnel vision with the attentionisto,
we fail to look at who is he is around.
we randomly tell by either the tatts,
voice,
or you’ll see the whole pineapple in the camera.

i woke up out of my sleep at 3 am last night and what i did?
check my phone.
duh.
a F-BI sent me a whole dossier about an alleged larger than average attentionisto.
he is so fine,
he literally gets any and all numbers while in the forests.
apparently:

Foxhole,
you might have heard me bark at 3 am because…
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now why did this reporter have to ask chris evans this sh!t?

i love when chris evans has the “captain america biceps and pecs” out.
i hear he has been allegedly filming “avengers: doomsday“,
so this is all for an alleged captain america return.
between him and aaron taylor-johnson,
i lust love when the bawdy is bawdying under the clothes:
( x mmm )
that being fonted,
chris comes off as a very unproblematic white wolf.
at the event for his new movie,
“sacrifice“,
i saw a post on reddit of a reporter asking him a question that was out of control…
i don’t understand why he outed this attentionisto?

during the height of the diddy trial,
a straight wolf who told me:
“if diddy wanted to bend me over for money,
i’d let him!”

it made me fully aware that everyone has a price,
including straight males who claim they “don’t do gay shit”.
they “do gay shit” for many reasons:
to live a certain lifestyle
make it in hollywood/modeling
simply tired of being broke
again: this attentionisto may not be gay,
but he’ll “do gay shit” privately if it means he can upgrade.
when you hear the straights talking about sucking dack for money or:
you see em IG advertising their butt cheeks or prints
…just assume that if you have the money,
and you keep the “do gay shit” between ya’ll,
you can get your fantasies made for a couple hours of work.
you may even be able to take them as your “+ 1” on vacation.

an F-BI sent something that may have proved my foxy theory.
allegedly,
it is leakage from a blast from the past Foxhole fav.
i don’t hear about him as much,
but he still has a big and juicy bawdy part ya’ll want tho.
his alleged john outed him for the forests to see and i’m confused why…
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