Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
harpers got the bazaar right with their “hottest males of all time”
anytime i see a “sexiest” or “hottest” hollywood meat list from a major publication,
the first thing that marquees in my head:
“Bought and paid for”
it also makes me painfully aware we have limited heart throbs nowadays.
so when harper’s bazaar did their:
“50 Hottest Men of all Time”
i was like what in the forest is going on here…
Continue reading “harpers got the bazaar right with their “hottest males of all time””brad pitt said he would have had a gay experience but the window closed
there are two kinds of attractive straight wolves:
Option 1 – He was taught at a young age that his power is to get pussy off his looks,
but because he was also taught he’ll get bent over and graped in an alley by the “Big Bubba” character,
his homophobia is his calling card with gays.
These types come off closed off,
mean,
and can’t network for shit unless it’s with other straights.
They end up fucking up networks and reputations due to this issue.
Option 2 – He is charming and charismatic with everyone he meets,
including gay males.
He has been trained to subtly flirt with everyone he meets.
This type knows how to play the game,
doesn’t care if people think he is gay because he gets pussy regardless,
and doesn’t let gay rumors activate homophobia.
He’ll admit he has great gay friends in his life.
He is so cool and confident,
it makes everyone comfortable around him.
option 2 is the impression i get of brad pitt tbh.
those types are unicorns because they’re fine and have hella aura.
brad knows he’s attractive and learned to use it to his advantage.
it has probably made many gays fall in love/lust with him,
and i’m sure they have tried to ride him,
but he may have had to turn down their requests without hurting feelings.you know many gays are very sensitive when they want to be fucked.
he was on dax shepard‘s podcast and was asked about gay experiences…
down the real vs plastic rabbit hole
i like to see the full stroke resume.
the sex working attentionistos will fool you with plastic.
we have all seen the stroking of the plastic hole,
but when they get in a real one:
It’s often awkward,
lazy,
or down right boring.
the following attentionisto i just knew he would be a real stroke demon.
he has that quiet but deadly thing going on.
his nonchalant sex appeal is what we love lust from him.
those types that you know get a lot of sex so they are skilled.
he showed us plastic vs real and…
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this one should come with a warning label frfr
first off,
i want to remember saiveon hopkins aka jay hefner.
Lord ham mercy,
we lost a fine one,
didn’t we?
he seemed like he was a good person.
…and Lord knows that stroke resume was legendary.
i don’t think i have seen a wolf with that kind of stroke since.
Sidebar: do ya’ll still watch his scenes?
I don’t.
It feels weird to do that tbh.
well,
did you know there was the christina aguilera to the britney?
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some of ya’ll are upset with king nate
king nate.
ya’ll know i luv me some king nate content.
he is probably top 5 in straight wolves on my roster.
from my pov:
He is one of the straights that delivers.
i haven’t heard anything about him being an asshole or a scammer.
the F-BI has been telling me he hasn’t been the same tho.
i check in once and a horny moon but not as i use to.
tbh:
He hasn’t since he came back like the prodigal sex worker.
even though i fux heavy with the pretty penis,
until he annoys me by doing/saying/fonting something stupid…
wink for me daddy
the new straight wolves of 2025 are not scared…
…to do their kegal exercises.
that’s right.
all foxes should be doing their kegal exercises tbh.
star fox taught me to do them *whispers* a wolf is slow stroking you.tighten as he pulls out; loosen as he goes back in.
i’ll test it out on my future manz and let you know.
anyhoo,
there are many straights who aren’t scared to give us what we want.
when it comes to straight sex workers i want a little bawdy worship,
a lot of stroke resume,
some light self appreciation,
and if they have nice fat tails:
I want them to acknowledge it in all its gluteus maximus glory.
the following wolf had me at his ( x stroke resume ).
this is the type of stroke resume that drives me wild.
an F-BI sent me a clip of him showing us how he does his kegals.
driven wild activated…
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