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lala milan breeded wit someone all ya’ll wanted to get bred by

i first discovered lala milan on snapchat.
that was when snap was a thing before ig started doing stories.
she use to do funny videos on there while working a regular job.
i admired her hustle and thought her personality would be great for tv.

Years later,
she ended up accomplishing her dreams and more.

lala has also been keeping her sexy ass wolf a secret too.
she posted that she is pregnant but when she debuted…

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idris elba was a workin’ it so hard that it became unhealthy

imagine my surprise when i saw idris elba in cyberpunk 2077.
the biceps they gave him >

mmm.
foxhole,
you know i realized?

Many of us have unhealthy working habits that have become addictions.

it is how many of us are raised either at home or in society.
if we aren’t bustin’ our asses at work/career,
we are not like everyone else and a failure.
i’m glad idris addressed how he formed an addiction to being a workaholic.
it was so bad,
he had to get into therapy…

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are we storming his castle walls with this latest exposure of prince george?

i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.

“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”

a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…

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much respect to adrian peterson’s slacks on dancing with the stars

ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight:

~~his lips too.~~
my tail rose when i saw he was going to be dwts for season 32.
he did the salsa on the debut and…

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coach kellz has a real life helga pataki

we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.