Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
are we storming his castle walls with this latest exposure of prince george?

i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.
“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”

a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…
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much respect to adrian peterson’s slacks on dancing with the stars

ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight:

his lips too.
my tail rose when i saw he was going to be dwts for season 32.
he did the salsa on the debut and…
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coach kellz has a real life helga pataki

we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.

a foxholer sent me this for foxhole review…
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ya’ll cap cause ya’ll would hang out with a fresh on the market odell beckham jr

best believe,
if you hear that i’m single and “hanging out” with someone like ^this
who just became newly single as well:
He is slaying this foxhole mercilessly.
i don’t blame this vixen for “hanging out” with him tbh…
will you be gone if rosario ray, of zedn-no-ray, rocks the mic?

i feel like ^this is what trump thinks he looks like.
as we all know when it comes to social media,
when something random ends up trending,
everyone jumps on the bandwagon to out-trend.
rosario ray of the now-defunct,
zednray,
has been trying to find something to do since that ended.
he had everyone fontin’ when he posted his mugshot:


the foxhole told me he got got for having a controlled substance.
so why not turn lemons to lemonade?
trump used his mugshot to sell merch.
ray used his mugshot to sell…
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did malo have a plan when he decided to get into sex work?

i thought about malo while writing about ace rockwood.
those of us remember their scene together.
when malo made his debuted before OF was a thing,
he was literally “the one to smash” in movies.
he was a cute yellow fox with a bubble tail.

the way he eye fucked these wolves when they were inside him,
it was like he was putting a spell on them.
i think d’angelo jackson said he was the best he ever worked with.
he had foxes wanting to get a piece too.
malo knew he had sex appeal but he had a plan…
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