Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
and i’d totally let him assassinate my…
The hunt is officially on.
first off,
i ain’t never seen no one send condolences over a public death.
second of all,
the cryptic breadcrumbs this gotham villain left behind.
the bullets were alleged engraved with “deny,”
“defend,”
and “depose”.
check this ( x marks the fox of the title of that book ).
lastly,
they dropped the alleged photos of our mysterious anti-hero…
what is happening to him?
there is a misconception that the younger you look means the better you are.
tbh,
if you take care of yourself,
you can reach the exclusive “daddy” status.
if you’re lucky,
“zaddy” status.
one of my fav white wolves is confusing me with his aging or work out process…
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ima be no good during the aaron taylor-johnson press run this year
*raises hand*
i get a kick out of the aaron taylor-johnson divorce rumors.
ya’ll want that lady out of his life and you know what?
i don’t blame us.
the last run of 2024 is going to be aaron’s year.
how he has been looking for his pop outs for kraven and nosferatu…
this interview he had at the mtv emas lives rent free in my head…
Continue reading “ima be no good during the aaron taylor-johnson press run this year”when the God of the sea dips into uncharted waters
Imagine seeing this coming…
out the water.
look what washed ashore in my box.
an F-BI dropped off a message in a bottle.
inside,
it contained the sexy siir neptune making waves.
its something you all wanted for quite some time…
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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks
You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.
chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:
they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:
it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.
a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…
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i don’t know what glen powell put on me but i’d love all of that, please
I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.
ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.
he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…
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