Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
when he wanted to give you vacation d!ck over your friend at the white lotus

I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.
you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:
You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.
your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…
when did bad bunny start stuffing all this bawdy in these drawz?

I don’t really pay much attention to Bad Bunny.
i mean,
some of his songs are cool and i did like his acting in “bullet train”.
his new calvin klein underwear shots debuted and…
cade maddox seems to have ended what seemed like an eternity

we have all gone through various looks in our lives that were sketchy.
i know i have.
i remember when i did the “curly hair/black gel” look.
i’ve since burned all those images.
it’s normal to try on various looks but for most males:
Keeping our hair short is all we need to be show stoppers.
porn wolf,
cade maddox,
is in this category.
every time i watch his latest videos for *cough* research *clears throat*,
i always found myself annoyed.
well it seems someone pulled him to the side and healed the (porn) forest.
a Foxholer sent me this…
grey underwear is the blessing for butt cheeks

there are some males that i’m curious what their DMS look like.
i can just imagine it looks like a craigslist in the late 00s.
i said to myself the other day,
i said:
“Self,
I wonder when Kharl is going to bless us with grey underwear?”
grey underwear is the equivalent to grey sweats but for your big bunz.
you can clearly see every and all curves of the print of the cheekage.you know you tail is big when you can see it in grey sweats.
ask and i shall receive…
he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet

Oof.
sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.
they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:
@ashtonhallofficial Day 191 of the morning routine that changed my life 3:50am to 9:30am Sin lives late at night.. if you’re dealing with a weak mind, bad decisions, or lack of productivity go to sleep early. 4:00am – 8:00am no one’s calling or distracting your productivity.. they are sleep. 8:00pm – 12:00am is the opposite. Just try 30 days.. send this to your partners. It’s time to do better.
♬ original sound – Worthy Supps
and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit…
Continue reading “he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet” →he brings the heat at 4am

11pm to 3am entertainment is already when things get spicy,
but I wonder how hot it gets at 4am?
well a wolf named devante has that covered.
sidefont: i feel like that has always been a hood name for a sexy mofo.
i’ve met some real cute “devantes”.
well,
Foxhole meet this devante from baltimore…






…but devante has a secret.
a pretty big secret.
one that he pulls out at 4am,
which is way past the “11pm to 3am” curfew…
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