Category: THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
orlando brown is the black male celebrity hole slayer?

we don’t font or talk about mental illness in this country enough.
orlando brown is clearly mentally ill but…
What if he is telling the truth?
devil’s advocate,
of course.
he claims that he has taken down many of the black male celebrity wolves we know…
when did kelly rowland become beyonce’s spokeswoman?

we will always have someone in our lives who is better than us.
siblings.
classmates.
the local celebrities on social media.
we will always stand in their shadows…
…but that doesn’t mean we have to do their PR either.
we should NOT be answering about anyone else but our own stuff.
this is my issue with my beautiful vixen,
kelly rowland.
during her press runs for her new movie,
“mea culpa” with fione ass trevante rhodes…

they keep asking her about whatever bey got going on.
she finally flipped her wig here…
the secrets aunt wendy knows will slowly start being erased
in the 90s and early 00s,
before she was known as “tv wendy”,
“radio wendy” was the scariest villain to grace the airwaves.
She knew everyone’s secrets and wasn’t afraid to expose them.
this is why she got ran out of new yawk by…
well,
it doesn’t matter.
imagine after a certain age,
those secrets are safe in a memory that is starting to become no more?
it is an end of era for aunt wendy cause per deadline…
quincy brown wants us to know his face is perfect

i think quincy brown is “handsomes”.
not only is he “handsomes” but he has wild charisma.
even his step father knows he is “handsomes”.
he was born to be a star.see what i did there?
no?
okay…
quincy was blessed with one of those faces to look at all day but Foxhole,
why “come” he did this..
mo’nique stands ten toes down on “f*ck my son and that tiktok”

there are times i regret my rebellious phase with my mother.
Lord,
when i think back,
i was a mess.
i remember telling her i got someone pregnant because she got me vex.
me?
someone pregnant?

i don’t think i ever fully apologized for wildin’ out.
then again…
Every teenager wanted to move out with a bunch of other teenagers,
all who weren’t working,
because they had a gigantic speaker in the living room to throw parties.
…or that might have just been me.
mo’nique legit said if she knew he would be doing tiktoks about her in the future,
she would have….
so i watched j.lo’s “this is me… now” musical and well…
When she danced with this hummingbird,
I nearly puked.
i forgot this jlo musical,
“this is me… now“,
came out today on amazon prime.
i had night terrors after what what i was gonna see.
so my thoughts…




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