you wanna know who taught me how to keep secrets?

Star Fox’s parentals but mainly his father.

he was the first person who taught me to move in silence in a room full of jackals.
not only that,
he taught me that he couldn’t keep my secrets either.
i learned to be grateful for making me the stealthy fox i am today.

when star fox first saw me,
he always said that i was going to be his friend.
not only that,
we came out to each other.
one day,
being young and gay af,
we went to old navy and bought matching shirts and the bag that came with it.
i know but we were best friends.
he didn’t care how gay it looked and honestly,
i didn’t either.
we found a way to finally be comfortable in our skin with each other.
i’ll never forget when his father saw it…

oh he works at delta im laguradia.
copy.
so last night,
i was mindlessly scrolling down twitter before bed.
through the “do something to show your narcissism“,
the random nudes,
and the folks who think they are important,
i saw this:

An entitled LGBTQ pronoun warrior meets a Delta employee that ain’t fucking having it.

Based as fuck. ???? pic.twitter.com/exFPHlDVAJ

— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) December 26, 2023

yikes on a bike.
it was this tweet tho…

taraji p. henson has been telling a lot of stories during the press for “the color purple“.
if you really pay attention to her body language,
it is telling us the whole story.
matta fact,
a majority of the cast is looking very “over it“.
she has been speaking out about the lack of pay and not being paid her worth…

i’m going to be so tight if the following about td jakes is true.
tighter than him might not be.
you wanna know why?
i’ve been going through it and i’ve turned to his sermons these last few weeks.
i’ve even started going back to streaming his church.
i saw this live last sunday!

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i even cried.
he is very inspiring but i’ve been hearing some wild rumors about him lately.
one i heard is he allegedly owns a part of the shade room.
i can’t confirm or deny that.
next is that he alleged attended diddy’s parties “after the party” and…

listen,
i love talkin’ shit with The Foxhole.
nothing says “cozy vibes” like speculating about sexuality.
i just ask that it be truth cause i don’t do toilet water.
many of you bless me with evidence which makes it even more cozy.
so brother bilaal,
who was the “friend” and former assistant to will smith,
dropped alleged tea about will and duane martin.
( x you can catch up with that bombshell here )
so according to the root,
bilaal is ( x still doubling down on his outing of will and duane ).
so i have a few thoughts…

what a time to be alive.
i wonder if our dads and uncs were having these conversations in their 50s?
shannon sharpe said he is into scat play.
well,
not exactly,
but he said he has made vixens take a dump while having sex with him.
yes,
he did.
he said that on his podcast with ochocinco and deion sanders…