Have the 2024 election been one big practical joke?

somewhere,
it feels like the mic dropped and we are okay with it being on the floor.
we’re living through a joke of an election that isn’t very funny.
in fact,
it is quite scary how we have normalized bad behavior.
just when we thought it can’t get more un-serious,
this rally at madison square garden yesterday…

Why is Bobby even on this ghetto ass show?
He should legit be a makeup artist or something productive.

i don’t what’s worse:

Zeus network or this craziness between Bobby Lytes and Tommie Lee

i see folks promoting some shit called “baddies“,
but when i look at clips on the swamp,
it’s ghetto hoes fighting for content.

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When and why did we get here?

i guess when they let bad girls club become a thing.
that and every season of some reality show,
the real cast member is the fight that goes down.
personally:

If you want to fight,
take that shit to the WWE or female boxing and make some real money.

anyhoo,
when it came to this beef between bobby lytes and tommie lee,
the forests are barking that she revealed bobby allegedly has AIDS…

can we normalize…

I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.
some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?
it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant.

(via @Akademiks) pic.twitter.com/mOJoNDfM1X

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2024

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…

On social media,
it seems all the attentionistos have a grift.

personal training,
massage therapy,
but my favs are the ones who do relationships advice.
some are genuine; others are clearly selling well packaged bullshit for sex.
one of my Foxholers sees right through the following self help guru attentionisto.
his grift seems to be:

“I’m going to give relationship advice/be a life coach…
if it helps bang as much holes as possible.”

i saw a video of him throwing a mean penis and instantly hit up my Foxholer…

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Have you ever realized that no matter how you looked or acted,
you could pull the “same sex experimentation” out of certain males without a lot of effort?

my special powers is that i make anyone feel comfortable.
i wouldn’t have spent so much time hating myself for being different.
when i think about all the wolves i bagged without even realizing it,
i actually feel like the sexiest person alive.

I thought they were being standoffish but I’d always catch them staring.
Not only that,
when we were alone,
I couldn’t get them to shut up.

so those feminine traits of mine i once despised?
they were like magnets that pulled the curiosity out of my admirers.
instead of obsessing over the ones who wasted my time,
i should’ve just shrugged and said:

BYE BITCH!

because,
in reality,
i was always pulling someone even bolder and sexier.
i didn’t have the tools to understand my own power.
it wasn’t until i stumbled on someone like @martinurzua.com,
casually flipping the script in making wolves curious like this one…

that i realized…