The ruler of asocial media throne going full Joffrey Baratheon on us.

for those of us who remember the chaos of game of thrones,
king joffrey wasn’t just hated:

He was a masterclass in self-destruction.

from the moment he slipped on the crown,
his ego lit the match,
but the bridges he burned?
they were mostly within his own family.
fast forward to today,
and our very own x-twitter overlord is serving serious joffrey-esque energy.
did he do an alleged nazi salute at the inauguration?
well…

The clock app might have run out of time.

it seems poetic,
doesn’t it?
the very platform that gave many influencers a voice,
and turned regular people into overnight sensations,
is allegedly going to stop ticking on sunday.
( x read about it here )

influencers,
small businesses,
sexy males,
and content creators better grab their masterpieces before they vanish into the void.
here is what is so interesting to me…

With henchman like this…

so drake starts a beef with kendrick lamar,
kendrick fires back with a dragging for the hip hop history books,
and drake continues to act like a sore loser…

according to one of his henchmen,
the LA fires is karma…
for kendrick?
allegedly…

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?
according to pop base on his x-twitter…

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.

our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.
instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america…

Fontin’ of recording…

i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.
florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:

You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.

i saw the following on reddit and…