“sorry i haven’t been a friend to you. i’ve been getting f*cked stupid.”

Have you ever noticed how some people treat friendships like a waiting room until their relationship is ready?

growing up,
i went through hell with jackals so i mastered the art of the swerve early.

to this day,
people are still salty i dropped them like a bad habit.

it was never about me being a bad friend or two faced.
it was about them and their fucked up behavior.
too-da-loo bitch.
you know what really grinds my gears tho?…

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montoya’s girl cannot keep this other dude’s penis outside of her

I’ve come to realize there is two sides in cheating.

there is the side where the jackal is a high key sex addict.
they can’t settle down because,
well,
they are functioning street walkers.

They can’t contain the slut inside long enough.

on the other side on the cheating spectrum,
in my opinion…

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so i watched the halftime show with kendrick lamar and oof…

^this shot goes so hard.
the bending as the flag symbolizing how the US was built off the backs of blacks.
you KNOW that pissed them off but…

Isn’t it funny how some people only see the frosting but never question what’s in the cake?

last night,
while most were just hyped for “not like us” at the halftime show,
i couldn’t help but see the layers kendrick was serving.
first off,
let’s give drake a standing ovation…

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i thought DEI hires were useless? well, they sure did win the super bowl

the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.

last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:

It was a reckoning.

while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?

ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.

like,
WTF is that?

i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…

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myvidster is now novidster

Beyonce’s internet just took another loss.
I don’t think I’ve felt this sad since King Nate left OF.
I’m still fuckin’ vex about that BTDUBS.

this news is like that FWB who knew exactly how to please your bawdy right,
only to cut you off without warning when you were horny AF and needed it ASAP.

“TF you mean you’re getting married and going to be faithful?
UM,
HELLO?
WHO IS GONNA FUCK ME NOW?”

myvidster,
the underground goldmine of good videos…

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Foxhole, this might not have been the plan for the people of palestine

One of my good friends told me last year that allegedly,
the Palestine people urged people to vote for the lady.

once i see people attacking instead of educating,
it officially becomes performative and i check out.

this goes for stans of an artist as well.
i feel like during our new president’s campaign,
he was very mute about not doing anything for palestine.

when i saw this

…along with protesters at the lady’s campaign rallies:

…but when no one was protesting at the other’s rallies,
i knew it was a bad look.
well,
our new president announced his plans for every and all things gaza

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