jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?

get it?

anyway,
but seriously,

these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

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when did bad bunny start stuffing all this bawdy in these drawz?

I don’t really pay much attention to Bad Bunny.

i mean,
some of his songs are cool and i did like his acting in “bullet train”.
his new calvin klein underwear shots debuted and…

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he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.

they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.

brace yourself…

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we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder…

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guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?

does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,

it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

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the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.

after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

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