they say when someone tries to block your blessings,
you remain calm and let god handle it.
it’s easier said than done when the heat is being turnt up.
“fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.”
i was just reading about kerry’s new production company.
you should read it too…

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lol as soon as i came back,
the emails started coming in.
i missed everyone too.
someone sent me this video and it made me think.
i know by the title,
you assume it’s something nasty.
  you’ll be in for a surprise…

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miley is going all out.
so i thought this would be just a little “promo” thing.
“i twerk for likes!”
i’m starting to think this isn’t that.
she actually wants to go full of “white girl dem ratchet”.
she ended up at a juicy j concert showin’ her ass on stage…

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would you?

x how about this?

well summer time is here.
that means new things to ride,
like him above,
are making their debut.
how about if i showed you something
that would take you on the ride of your life?
would you hop on?
well it happens to be in texas.
all the good things to ride are down in texas, huh?…

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ever since her mentions on twitter got gang banged because of #askdraya,
she scurried right into hiding.
well she wants ya’ll to know something about an hour ago…

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they say you have to kiss enough frogs before you meet your prince.
can i get a rough estimate?
seriously?
well on a totally different topic,
and side of the world,
people in japan are eating live frogs as sushi…

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