Don’t Be Stupid?

Screen Shot 2014-04-21 at 11.38.07 PMthis quote was interesting to me.
i had to wonder about the past and your “stupidity””.
was it being “stupid”,
or was it “lessons that needed to be learned”?
unless you are making the same mistakes over and over
well then,
that’s just stupid.
right?

What Is This About?

article-2595881-1CB8C51E00000578-725_634x841…and why is it happening?
mariah.
get your man please.
nick.
i do like the loafers tho.

picture source: splash

The Better Vogue Cover #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple

BjSThmgCUAAsagYnow i’d buy this vogue magazine.
these two been together since muppet babies.
#noattentionwhoring
don’t ack like miss piggy isn’t the biggest diva of them all.

So This Is What The Straights Do When They Home Alone?

tumblr_mteg9iApR61s4s8xpo1_500how romaticalz!
nothing says a saturday night like
red box,
razor blades,
and rim jobs well into sunday morning.
good times.
awww i’d like to shave my wolf’s booty like dis!
well nair is better.
i hope he let her eat it after.

lowkey: i know a 110% straight wolf whose wife use to “nair” him.
he actually taught me how to use nair.
don’t look at me like that.
anyway he said the nair can go between ya ass crack,
but make sure it’s not by ya hole or balls.
yeah.
#nojudgment from me.
they was into some freaky shit tho.

just how i like em.

For Someone Who Is NOT Gay…

…you sure do that “please follow” free promo to all the gay and lowkey d/l on instagram.

largeall the dudes this one attention whore on instagram tells you to follow,
i know thru various confirms are d/l dudes.
ive been observing this with other attention whores on instagram as well.
what is with this “please follow my bro” thing anyway?
its always some random ass dude.
how did they even get in contact to get a shout out?
i’m confused.
sometimes i think they’re low key gettin’ it in with these dudes.
 at least maybe even interested.
you never see these wolves telling you to follow some vixen.
shit don’t even be shocked.
this is 2014.

Trey Songz Ate Everything Off The Plate (See!)

1622859_10152072255084934_1886727381_n-1good boy.
i could do without the “miley cyrus tongue” face trey.

well at least his looks clean.
so do you want us to fuck you or give you a throat culture?
i’m confused.
the meat looks like it’s hanging just right tho.
i’m not confused about that.

lowkey: i guess he stopped working out?