MY FAVORITE COUPLE NEXT TO BEY/JAY.
But, uh, I see why Monica jumped on that marriage.
I see you Mo.
I see what you did there.
According to a groupie with an extensive dick report…
Today’s submission is about Shannon Brown of the Los Angeles Lakers. He’s currently married to R&B singer Monica but before Monica, he was definitely serving the ladies. Check out this tale from an anonymous reader:
We weren’t some random people & this wasn’t some random tryst. There was such a build up to this moment…looks, words, everything..we wanted it bad. We met up at the hotel where the opposing team stays while playing in my city…he opened the door all cool we had small talk watched a lil tv then came the,”So yea what was all that shit you been talkin?” I instantly just lost it internally I was nervous as hell…cause I didn’t want this to be a failed mission cause I don’t get it in like that & I hate wasting my goodies. Well he stood me up off the bed started kissing me…I almost died!!!
Clothes started hitting the floor around us then he stopped & went to the bathroom I jumped in the bed & took off my delicates. He came back dropped them & there it was…it was HUGE!!! Never in my life had I seen something that beautiful. He climbed on top of me & started kissing me all over he was saying something but I was too gone to here it. He started kissing all on my thighs and getting me hot playing with it teasing the shit out of me till I couldn’t take anymore I told him just put it in already cause I can’t take it anymore. He put it in and I swear I almost stopped breathing this rush just came all over me I felt like a virgin all over again. It hurt but in a good way I couldn’t help but bite his shouder as he started to stroke me slowly taking his time…at first. Then the shit talking started. I thought I was handling it till he started pushing my legs back & he hit this spot that I never knew existed. I started running and he kept pulling me back until he just put all his weight on me so I couldn’t move. He just stared me in my eyes and kept saying,”Look at me stop moving you said you wanted it…take it.” I tried I did but his dick was just to powerful…that was “Daddy Dick” in all its glory…at this very moment I realized I had never been dicked down right before…and after this I would NEVER be the same.
I felt like I was in a dream until I heard,“Baby what you doin? You keep running from me. Let me fuck you…or you want me to make love to you? Is that it? Just tell me.”
Then he kissed me like no one ever had before I could answer then flipped me over & got me from the back. I collapsed at first but I couldn’t let him win I had to throw it back no matter how much I couldn’t take it. That man fucked me till I couldn’t take anymore….toe sucking, hair pulling, ass smacking. Well as you can see I was served & I will forever be hooked. No matter who I’m with I always think of that night. My night with Shannon Brown was what wet dreams are made of.
Courtesy of: Baller Alert
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…. she gonna have all the Foxes and Vixens parked outside that man’s crib.
They gonna fuck with the wrong r/b Vixen because Monica looks like she packs heat.
DON’T LET THAT GOD SHIT ON TWITTER FOOL YOU.
Monica is a low key hood chick.
You been warned.
Even you Shannon.
Wake up with ya dick in a jar of pickles….
…. and can’t figure out how that happened.
They should print that on a shirt! lol
We don’t always know what we want and what type of package it comes in. We’re looking for the knight in shining armor, but when that knight comes in a regular 9-5, handsome but not gorgeous, steady but not swagged out/flashy – we pass him by. And THAT man is the one who will love us and stand by us no matter what. Everything that glitters ain’t gold (to be cliched), and I’ve spoken to & seen enough people (male & female) have their ‘type’ yet end up falling in love with the person that goes against it, but they gave him/her a chance.
So yet again, I’m agreeing with Vain…lol – when a fox and wolf agree, you should probably think on it đ
Its important to note i was referring to looks in my initial post. It becomes settling when you try a 5 or 6 and it doesn’t work out BUT YOU STILL. STAY. ANYWAY. Giving a 5 or 6 a chance is exactly what branching out of your location (9s and 10s) is about. Sure, we can throw out default phrases like “it’s about what makes you happy,” that goes without saying. But if so far if what someone has been doing isn’t giving them the results they’re looking for, the smart thing to do is try something else. I find that we typically don’t do that.
I think its also worth stating that although some of us have bad luck in choosing the one and sometimes its not our fault…but sometimes it is as well.
I find that a lot of us are so consumed with “wants” that are not going to contribute to a healthy relationship, we ignore what we NEED right in front of us. We have to really determine what’s important to us and what we can live without, thats maturing, not settling to me.
I don’t think its about settling for a 5 or 6 or going for the perfect 10. You have to find what works for you!
Everyone is not going to end up with a drop dead gorgeous person, but as long as they make you happy that’s all that matters.
“Everyone is not going to end up with a drop dead gorgeous person, but as long as they make you happy thatâs all that matters.”
^^Lord knows I am so over Devin Thomas these days.
Technically, you’d be settling for the “5” or “6”. You should never settle, but you also shouldn’t stay in the same place looking for more than what’s been presented. If you aren’t willing to branch out from your location or “hunting ground” you aren’t truly looking for what you want.
^^i love this answer.
^^ You maybe onto something,
but what if you do that and then cheat on him when your “10” comes along….?
Well in theory, your 5 or 6 will be a in your eyes a 10 so you wouldn’t have to. You’d be too far along to even consider cheating on him over something so trivial and fleeting as “physical attractiveness.”
so now where does “settling” come on?
…sigh… must be nice Monica. Must be real nice.
would love to meet a wolf who was so infatuated with me as i am him like how Shannon is with Mo.
I’ll add on to that sigh…
Well its possible, it just doesn’t happen in an instant and not with the one’s you’d like it to. The Shannon Brown’s of the world seem to be out of reach so we either continue to strive and wait around for them or…. Perhaps… the solution is to meet and date someone who is of moderate interest for a while and grow into what we see in the pictures above? Dating men who are 5s and 6s whom we become so used to that they grow in value and become 10s. They talk about how the person for us is usually standing front and center and we don’t notice them right? I dunno.
Just a thought.