i believe in taking a dump before you leave the crib.
tmi.
you never know when that familiar tingle of butt destruction will happen.
you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough for that.
when you gotta go; you gotta go.
well this amazon hyena allegedly had the runs while on a run.
i guess she couldn’t hold it anymore because via ny daily news…
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angelina jolie is one of the most beautiful snow vixen’s i’ve ever seen.
her facial is pretty iconic so i can imagine bored housewives,
who want a mommy makeover,
would show their surgeons her picture.
a 19 year old iranian snow bunny,
by the name of sahar tabar,
decided she wanted to look like angelina.
it took her 50 surgeries,
but a foxholer sent me the finished look…

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remember he told terry crews to “give the pervert jackal a pass”?
who knew his day was also coming?
well that day is today.
russell simmons decided it was in his best interest to step down.
yup.
he left all his companies because he was an alleged triflin ass pervert.
who is the victim?
jenny lumet,
the grand daughter of lena horne.
this is what cnn had to say…
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i bet when he took this picture way back when,
he would have slapped you if you foretold his future to him.
oh matt lauer…
he was the talk in my office today.
as soon as i got settled at my desk,
two snow bunnies were talking about someone being fired this morning.
i’ll admit…
i was nosy and trying to figure out “who?”.
as soon as i turned on my computer…
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i’d be so embarrassed to be cheesing up in pictures with him.
she is better than me.
the reason i say this is because tyrese decided to come clean.
everything he told us,
while allegedly medicated,
was all lies.
his wife’s pregnancy and how he had no money.
he threw in an apology to some folks for good measure.
this is what “the jasmine brand” got for foxhole review…
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remember how i fonted some straight wolves love their tails?
it was in an entry a while ago.
check the archives.
well,
i’m convinced deon long allegedly loves his.
the tumblr,
“beenbaitingsincethe90s”,
released these alleged shots/gif of deon and well…
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