Nicki Minaj Has A New (Alleged) (Vintage) Penis

so nicki minaj wants you to keep all the attention on her.
that’s it.
look at no one else.
she may have a new alleged penis on her 2017 itinerary.
it might be a huge upgrade from the one attached to meek mill.
check who it might be…
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Nas Ain’t Aging Anytime Soon

Screen Shot 2014-09-08 at 12.46.55 PMnas aging type slow.
can you believe he is 40 years old?
he is getting better looking with age.
i always thought he was the finest of all the old school rappers.  definitely “daddy” material.

nicki-minaj-nas-right-by-my-sidelowkey: i wonder what his skin care secret is?

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Do You Ever Think The Day Will Come When Things Go Your Way?

000-r._kelly-r.-2cd-1998-vmatonight one of my favorite songs came on during shuffle.
one of my songs that i listen to when i have stars in my eyes and big dreams in my mind.
r kelly is a genius when it comes to the music he creates.
i have pretty much all his music in my collection,
but the “r” album is one of my favorites.
not before tp-2.com” and right above “r kelly”.
he has a song on that album called “did you ever think” remix with nas,
where he recalls when he use to have stars in his eyes and big dreams in his mind.
the hook sounds like what god asks him when life stands still:

Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that you would be the don?
Have a crib with a fifty acre lawn
Did you ever think that you would be this paid?
Were there times when your ass was real afraid?
Did you ever think that you would sell out tours?
Have a show with fifty million viewers…

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FOR THE RECORD: (8)

hip hop.
it can be inspiring,
thought provoking,
story telling,
or all of the above.

these albums launched the careers of the legends.
some are not with us anymore.
others are still ruling,
and the rest have fallen off HEAVY.

i listened to all of these albums for the first time last week.
i’m sure i am super late.
i gotta say,

music was so much better in the 90s, wasn’t it?

either way,
this quick round is:

THE HIP HOP CLASSICS.

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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: Rapper’s D-Lite Edition (44)

i’d say some of us were mini gold diggers here.
if you deny, you a lie.

but seriously take these 3 rappers.
in the mind of a gold digger,
one thinks about:

status,
money,
status,
money,
potential good dick,
looks,
swag,
money.

in that order.
the following 3 rappers took a photo at one’s club opening.
let’s say you had the option to date 1.
which one would you choose…

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“Street Dreams Are Made Of These. Foxes On They Knees For Wolves With Big G’s”

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this album use to be my SHIT!
i knew after that video nas could have my whole foxhole.

Lord do I need a vacation.
I need to get away from The Concrete Forest.
I am beyond over it and can’t even afford it.

I was talking to an ex-coworker who just came from a vacation in Florida.
He was telling me about a hotel he stayed in with his girl for a couple days.
It was nothing but fun, sun, and sex every night.

I went to the website of the hotel website and instantly drooled.
I need a week of fun, sun, and sex too!

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