don’t be a straight male and say you like beyonce

its no shock that as a straight wolf,
if you even mention that you like beyonce,
it will be all eyes on you with judgment.

in the eyes of many straight wolves:

“Beyonce is for females and them gay dudes.”

nfl baller wolf,
bobby wagner,
said out loud that he is inspired by beyonce on ex-baller wolf podcast.
peep the looks they gave bobby…

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how DARE megan thee stallion use the line megan’s law! (she is so gross)

Who knew Megan Thee Stallion would shake up the start of 2024?

who knew the words,
megan’s law“,
would create such controversy?

richard kanka,
the father of megan kanka that was killed by a sexual predator,
is behind this lawsuit against megan.
per tmz

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so you shut your brain off and decided to dox someone (yipee!)

Let’s font that this Person A has a stalker.

they have been keeping their whereabouts under wraps.
let’s font they said something online against:

Trump
Nicki
Megan
The Pope
Whoever

person b (along with c, d, e, f, and g) saw it and didn’t like it.
so person b decided to dox person a and put their whole address online.
the other alphabets are cheering on.
doxxing means putting someone’s personal information on the internet.
person a’s stalker sees all of this information and goes to their crib.

Person A ends up getting brutally murdered.

person b thinks no one will catch them because they are on a burner.
their default picture is a zebra so they think they are in the clear.

Babes.
I’m about to drop the bomb on your lap…

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megan the stallion came for necks and teaches us something while doing it

i’m glad megan the stallion is coming hard this era.
i was bored with the many ways she could shake her tail.
like taylor swift during her “reputation” era,
megan is embracing the rumors and coming for everyone’s neck.
i listened to her new track,
hiss,
this morning…

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STOP GOING TO CHURCH NOT LOOKING LIKE MEN!!!!!

I thought the scripture was “thou shall not judge”?

church folks are always going to be interesting to me.
dr. juanita bynum thinks our suits for church are “too tight”.
something about “knees being too close“…

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arquez shows us #relationshipgoals on BIGO?

So in the latest in “Gee this seems toxic!”…

nowadays,
i keep asking myself what is the point of being in a relationship?

besides splitting bills,
which if you live within a budget you can handle on your own.
the occasional sex,
which if your budget is right,
you can pay for from your attentionisto fantasies

I don’t see the point.

I LOVE LOVE!“,
i guess?

you gotta worry about your manz falling out of love with you,
cheating because it’s wednesday,
80/20 and you the 80,
or throwing paws for the social forests to see.
let’s segway to arquez and his manz(?)…

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