usher is about to be single.
i don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
according to reports,
he has separated from his wife of two years,
grace miguel…

Usher and his wife Grace Miguel are calling it quits after two years of marriage according to multiple reports, which the couple confirmed in a joint statement published by Us Weekly.

“After much thought and consideration, we have mutually decided to separate as a couple. We remain deeply connected, loving friends who will continue supporting each other through the next phases of our lives,” they confirm in the statement. “The enormous amount of love and respect that we have for each other will only increase as we move forward.”

ya know,
in a perfect world,
i’d love to hop on that newly separated peen of his.
angry and separated pipe is always the best.
ask tasha from “insecure”…

…another issue is usher has the alleged “heebeejeebees”.
there will be no hoppin’ on peens of any kind.
so all we’d do is talk,
drink tea,
and play scrabble.
i may let him tell me a bedtime story,
but he’d have to keep his paws to himself.that might be very hard tho.
usher posted these on his instasnap today:

he looks sad and tired,
but at least he’s remaining positive about it.

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wait foxhole,
cut it out.
that wasn’t meant to be shady.

i swear it wasn’t.

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