i am a mario kart champion.
no one can beat me.
no one.
even if i’m playing as bowser’s slow ass.
that is one game that i’m confident in my skills.
i have played damn near every mario kart.
by myself.
with others.
i always won because i’m just that nice.
as soon as i start working again,
i’m getting me a nintendo switch for the new “mario kart 8 deluxe”.

do you see all these characters!?!?!?…

like,
you can play as the koopa kids from mario world!!!

i love how far mario kart has come over the years.
i was watching this video the other night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNneTGBl_KI

…and i nearly cried.
that game is pretty iconic in my life and brings back a ton of memories.
me whuppin tail and others crying talmbout i was cheating.
nah…
i just knew where knew where to put that banana peel.
i can’t wait to get this new game.
judging from the levels…

i’m sold!

lowkey: another one i was good at was mario party.